Kermit the Chef

Leftist politics and nerd shit. Havana Syndrome Survivor. Lifelong Minneapolitan. Long Live GFS. He/him.

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Jake Lang and getting run out of town by the good people of Minneapolis. Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.

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@ettingermentum 5. Craig was by far AIPAC's preferred candidate and they dumped millions into her campaign.

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@ettingermentum 3. Flanagan has already won statewide election twice, granted as a Lt Gov but she's broadly more well known and popular.
4. Craig sight the endorsement of attempted assassination victim State Senator John Hoffman while he was still in the ICU.

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@willmenaker Mutiny on the Lincoln has a real cool ring to it

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@johnnycrens @JohnTeufelNYC Unironically this would be better than what we're doing now

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@ettingermentum Those two together but they secretly reveal they have their parents' politics

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Oman today

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅

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@dmanbrady @FoxmanAbraham Other side of the same coin

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I know irony's body has been cold for a long time but come on man. Absurdity.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

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@anonanonTh44046 @specialkdelslay @ja3k_ "That gas isn't $6/gallon, it's half a dozen bucks for 128 oz."

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@joethe_duck @Mr_Andrew_Fox @newtgingrich Is your brain actually pudding?

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@organicdan @PressTV Jokes are funniest when the are explained in excruciating detail with absolutely no margin left for any doubt of any kind.

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@MarkAmesExiled That kind of figures, it's the spot where the two parties are most united and thus experiences the least pushback on anything.

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@soupformy_fam My soul misses that whoosh of air as you left

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@dwdavison People like him make me wish we had a culture of Seppuku.

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@MarkAmesExiled Their loss

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@WilliyRegina @Bubblebathgirl @atrupar There are none so blind as those who will not see

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@electionsfred @PollTracker2024 I would much rather drink bleach