deckard (nuance enjoyer)

CNC technician | An animal looking for a home | Historical hoaxes | Ⓥ

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

how it feels to be a cutie patootie on twitter

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

jobs left in the singularity:
- sex worker
- sex party planner
- fluffer
- member of technical staff
- chief of staff

[deckard (nuance enjoyer) @kernalknowledge]

thank you to all of my friends for gaping my mind, body, and soul.

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[deckard (nuance enjoyer) @kernalknowledge]

@Chesedgirl maybe they should take a lot of LSD and ruminate on it?

[zach @blip_tm]

sending this to her and saying “us”

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

i am advocating that we PAUSE the consumption of chips and salsa at the table — allowing slower eaters to catch up

[deckard (nuance enjoyer) @kernalknowledge]

i think that aella and all of her prostitute friends are good. people should be able to do whatever they want with their bodies and labor.

[Baron H. @Dunetsk]

Send this to her and say “us”

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u

[xtine 🚮 @xtinee]

So true

[deckard (nuance enjoyer) @kernalknowledge]

@alittleleader IMO building the sauce is more important than ingredients.

[deckard (nuance enjoyer) @kernalknowledge]

Normal ingroup: I heard it through the grapevine vine.

RMN ingroup: I heard it through the rape vine.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

got kicked out of the cnc orgy because i kept making love

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when you realize that routines are actually rituals of devotion to yourself and your dreams, they become much easier to follow.

[toucan @distributionat]

Wait a minute

[deckard (nuance enjoyer) @kernalknowledge]

dating in 2026

[deckard (nuance enjoyer) @kernalknowledge]

@r0b0t_sp1der @rabcyr_alt @r0b0t_sp1der you, are a liar.

[deckard (nuance enjoyer) @kernalknowledge]

@r0b0t_sp1der @rabcyr_alt lmao no you don't.