danielle kern

the brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

Some people are so petty after relationships end, but my mom and dad have been divorced for more than 10 years and here they are being bff's

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

@KylieCripps16 learn how to drive

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

If you haven’t watched Coco on Netflix yet then what are you even doing with your life

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

@IowaChill the og starbucks in nevada

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

If you don’t think Iowa honey is the best honey, I will fight you

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

Life of my mom, a former anorexic:

“I had a pretty big breakfast this morning, half a fig newton.”

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

I see you, Iowa

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

Just a casual summer storm @KCCIWeather

[ㅤً @AUnknownposter]

Fuck a 13 reasons why. I need BIG MOUTH season two bitch.

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

In Iowa we call it a Walking Taco

Get this 🔥🔥🔥 at any hs sporting event in the state. https://t.co/m36A8EIOig

[Jordan Van Roekel @JordanVanRoekel]

Measles warning here in Iowa so if ya know someone who refuses to vaccinate their kids go ahead and remind them they are the dumbasses

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

TRU

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

tbh hercules is the best disney movie and if anyone thinks otherwise ur wrong

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

@VictoriaPothast Dude for real I’d go to a different gym

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

I think the fuck not https://t.co/gu31SpczMB

[A$AP BA$EY @_kaseyramirez]

I will not get married till I can afford an open bar. I would never disrespect my friends and family like that

[danielle kern @kerndan34]

People, it’s called big sweatpants pockets and hiding things in your waistband under a sweatshirt 💁🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/iQkoJf8tvJ

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

No more sneaking snacks into @Cinemark. Later this week, the company will ban large bags at all of their locations https://t.co/DTInEsDuMi