Kerrence

Textile boffin. Disney geek. Animal enthusiast. 🐨 Omnia Femina Aequissimae

[Kerrence @kerri___x]

I think this might be the best representation of me I’ve ever seen.

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@TLRailUK PLEASE put the air con on the 22:48 KGX-ELY it’s hotter on this train than it’s been all day!

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@TLRailUK Can you advise how to get from Welwyn garden city to letchworth? The trains that are meant to stop keep going past!

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@mcflurry_slut The dots have always thrown us in how to describe our Gus, would love your official opinion!

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@marksandspencer you know your sizing is off when a terminally ill woman with virtually no body fat has to size up to a size M in stretchy flared leggings.

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@TLRailUK 407022, but it’s the whole train

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@TLRailUK guys, the HEATING is on on my train back from KGX, are you kidding? Put the cold on!! 18:24 to LET

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Furious that all supermarkets have removed Newmans Own Blue Cheese sauce from sale. I go through it at an alarming rate because it’s DELICIOUS and you’re WRONG. @sainsburys @Tesco @Morrisons

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Sometimes things are just meant to be. I don’t watch regular tv, I’m rapidly losing touch with current music, tv and apparently comedians. But I do listen to podcasts and STILL managed to discover @Talldarkfriend from a 9-year-old episode of Distraction Pieces! What timing!! 💗

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@TLRailUK hi how long does it take for my keygo to be unblocked?

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@kayden8463 @InternetH0F I know what you’re getting at, but it’s not racism. They’re mocking a specific regional accent, not a race.

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@GNRailUK for gods sake stop cancelling the stopping trains on the Cambridge line! It’s bad enough it’s 1/half hour, don’t reduce it to 1/hour! Especially at peak work travelling time. It’s like you’re intentionally messing with people’s lives.

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@Kaysharic @InternetH0F Is it?

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@kayden8463 @InternetH0F 🤣🤣 give over. You had me on the first half, but British isn’t a race

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@BootsUK hi! Can’t get the app to work with my account. Logged in but won’t share my points or card details. What can I do?

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

The sound crew desperately trying to fix the abysmal echo. #ClosingCeremony

[Kerrence @kerri___x]

@cinnotomon My mum told me there was a pink car outside our house, I ran up the stairs to my bedroom window, across the wooden floor, slid in my socks and hit the leg of the bed with my toe, which broke, pierced the skin & scarred. To see a pink car.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

I don't want lower taxes.

I want hospital beds.

Trains that run on time.

Kids who aren't too hungry to learn.

Libraries in every town.

Rivers that don't run with slurry.

Local councils not forced into bankruptcy.

Politicians who don't venally line their own pockets.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

England has the only privatised Water in Europe, the most water pollution, and the most expensive water.

The UK has the only fully privatised energy, and the most expensive.

England has privatised rail, the slowest, least reliable and of course the most expensive in Europe.

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@creepydotorg That’s gotta chafe

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@BBCR1 @gregjames The knowing nod after the bath fart