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on a lifelong pasta journey

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@DivvyBikes I pass this bike every day so feeling invested…I have before and after pictures of the “cleaning” and there is literally still blood on it??

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Can someone plz tell @Winter he’s invited to my Bill & Ted themed bday trolley…@johncusack if you’re in chicago come through

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@damkerch Practicing my audition for the shining sorry

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@justamelonn @julia__bannon I feel this way but about my upstairs neighbor

[Michael W @DbaMichael]

Chase dreams, not girls

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ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo no. 5

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Omg just thought about the smell of walking into Hollister and twitched

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Just thinking about the time at bounce u where my pants ripped up my entire leg and I didn’t have time to go home so they had me staple my pants and work two more shifts

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Companies are so cute emailing me about my “spring wardrobe” like I’m not gonna be in pajamas for months

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

Pawsitively thrilled to announce that New Jersey's official state dog is now the Seeing Eye dog.

These dedicated companions embody the spirit of New Jerseyans - loyal, hardworking, and committed to service.

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@cta @mpwhetstone Can u announce it perhaps...on the red line at Wilson going toward Howard? It wasn’t announced even once during my whole ride yesterday...?

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@kierabeatty “THERE WERE SO MANY OLDER GIRLS”

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@kierabeatty Rumor has it the day after thanksgiving has potential!

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@kierabeatty @thebitextual I sobbed at bounce u one time when a manager asked how my day was, it happens

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@kaishandpoint I miss her

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I hope sra koricki doesn't take it too hard, but Jeremy and I are breaking up with her class on monday

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@mariadaniela26 Announcement: defriending anyone who says or spells my name incorrectly! 🤠

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I love my dad

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My sister really asked me if I had notes on a Spanish movie I watched 10 years ago??

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@mpwhetstone is this you breaking up with me