k rai

flower in the mountains | bi wannabe poet | virgo piece of trash

[k rai @kerriposa]

come to think of it penises are the peninsulas of the body

[Haley @haleys_vomit]

my favorite method of embarrassing myself is probably crying in public

[k rai @kerriposa]

@liltrashmouth sis did ur IG get hacked

[k rai @kerriposa]

@jacobhottberry David Sedaris did a reading in my small Alaska town last night. We said hi to each other. 😊 I thought of you.

[k rai @kerriposa]

@jacobhottberry Proud of you ♥️

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

how tf outer space dark but the sun up there, i swear someone is lying

[. @laurenthehough]

Boosting so I can go back to sleep: the extremely horny mockingbird outside my window would like to meet your mockingbird. He’s very single, into seeds and bugs probably, and screaming at 5am

[k rai @kerriposa]

@daya_betty417 v Kiki Kannibal

[k rai @kerriposa]

you know how sharks have lil fish that always hang around them? that’s me and my newborn

[k rai @kerriposa]

@TylerCG and many strings attached

[k rai @kerriposa]

watching shrek with my daughter 🥰 (a sentence I never thought I would say)

[seynique @seynique]

if we all stay in bed, what are they gonna do? pull us out? while we’re still in our jim jams? i don’t think so

[charlie @chunkbardey]

u guys have no idea the kind of stuff i go through (sleepy etc)

[k rai @kerriposa]

I’ve been a mom for about 34 hours so a few first impressions:

labor 0/10
epidural 8/10
breastfeeding 6/10
sleep deprivation -5/10
my baby 10000/10

will I ever have another child 🤔
probably no

[k rai @kerriposa]

inventing Anna is so good but that bad accent burns my ears a little

[k rai @kerriposa]

Why Do People Type Like This? like isn’t that just an extra step? or is there literally an autocapitalization setting on the keyboard? I don’t understand. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[k rai @kerriposa]

@laurenthehough I cannot separate her from her role in The Truman Show. but I guess as Wendy she’s moderately likable in a “you’re sometimes not annoying” way

[haycab @haylgnar]

She hoobin on my stank and it’s the reason

[Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi]

Are you wearing th—

the Willow Pill arms? Yeah, I am

#DragRace

[. @laurenthehough]

Peanut butter doesn’t belong in ice cream. I’m not taking questions about this because I’m right.