kerrrrrr

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

Never underestimate the power of a live funky beat, a good margarita and some feel good conversation & face time with some good friends

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

Yesterday was fucking weird hahahaha

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

If you’re not down to scream the Wicked soundtrack or the Rent soundtrack with me, I’m just not willing to be your friend

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

My CEO gave me an article about an ice fishing contest in MN that is essentially fishing and getting fucked up for days and being your best red neck self. He casually told me to go next year so he can live through me hahahaha. I LOVE MY JOB.

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

@ChloeJaretsky Come!!!! It’ll be such a cheap trip!

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

Just booked a flight to Wyoming in September. I guess I’ll figure the rest out later 😁

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

@KaylaGranger Oooooo she a considerate bitch

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

Am I the only person who feels violently nauseous until they get a sip of water or coffee in their body first thing in the morning?

[zellie @zellieimani]

Don’t beg anybody for anything, especially love. - Toni Morrison

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

@ChloeJaretsky Come to me!!!

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

@bobby_mcnair @uhdina if Bobby knew what this situation was like I’d say poor Bobby but he doesn’t soooooo..... 🤣

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

My mom.....is yelling at my dad for all the crap in that is in this house when the only thing I’ve ever seen my dad bring into this house is alcohol.... AND MY DAD JUST APOLOGIZED knowing damn well SHE DID THIS SHIT hahahaha

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

@ChloeJaretsky But like we have snow and freezing rain and I’m still at work sooooo take that back

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

Plz

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

@wlodars24 but like only once then never again

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

Nothing says moving out of your childhood home like packing your favorite stuffed monkey from when you were little in the same box as your vibrator

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

@mrgnban Thank you for saying this.

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

In my old age, I LOVE cold pizza

[kerrrrrr @kerrrannie]

@ChloeJaretsky TRUUUUUUUU

[Debbie Thornberry @ChloeJaretsky]

The main reason I don't want to have kids is so I don't have to be dragged to Disney by little snot rocket humans