chris kershaw

I live in my imagination

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

@manicallymatt @CallumMacClark @NintendoUK I've been chasing them for a refund for 29 days, they say just be patient. I've told them this morning I will give them 5 working days to email out the return label before I contact trading standards as I think it's a breach of consumer contracts regulations

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

@NintendoUK I should of gone to the Smyth's midnight opening, I have a bit of free time to moan since I'm not getting what I was told I'm getting

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

@NintendoUK Why did I bother pre ordering with you, been waiting days for an update to my delivery and still not got a time. I could of gone to a shop but nope, I had misplaced faith. So why did I get told I would get it on release day if I'm not getting it today

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

@BritishGasHelp has anyone seen this, can you help in cancelling this engineer that you guys have decided to send out

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

@BritishGasHelp you guys have booked an engineer(I haven't asked for this) to come change my meters tomorrow and I won't be in, tried to cancel it on the site, still saying the engineer is coming and that if I do cancel an appointment ( didn't I book one) I might be charged £30

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

Gladiators is my favourite hour of TV a week

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

Gladiators is just perfect Saturday night telly

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

The Terminator is still a quality film

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

@MeganGough I'm trying to give up the biscuit life so using crisps as a substitute

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

Saturday nights change as you get older, tonight I've eaten 4 packs of wotsits and my only regret is not eating more

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

He clearly lost that

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

Fix

[Jaack @Jaack]

Thank fuck we get an extra hour tonight because we’ve certainly fucking just lost one.

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

Bought a new duvet today, it came with instructions on how to use it but I've been using them for years so didn't even read them

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

I'm embarrassed for him, that was terrible

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

Some idiot on my street has put both his general waste and the recycling bin out for tomorrow. They are gonna be gutted in the morning and look an idiot because the rest of us have just got general waste out

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

The advancement in tape dispensing technology over the years has been incredible

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

Feastables is the most expensive cheap tasting chocolate around. It was as disappointing to me as I am to other people.

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Fucking excuse me commentator😳

https://t.co/JqambPoZoy

[chris kershaw @kersh82]

I'm such a feminist, a lady finished on the leg press and I let her take off the 6 25kg plates before I started using it