Keren Gerstenlauer

[Disney Dreamlight Valley @DisneyDLV]

Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure!

Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

@ramber1990 That’s always the type of management that will buy a pizza to boost morale, but never fix the actual problems addressed. The biggest nope.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do love winter. all the bugs are dead plus you can put on the worst outfit ever worn by a human woman and as long as you’ve got a cute coat on top you still look put together

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

@AubuchonHrdware @SarahSarahbober @KatesCorner @STIHLUSA @kristenfratus Absolutely.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

This Delta variant is no joke.

We need everyone to roll up their sleeves and get their shot. This is about protecting you, your family, and your community.

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

@AmazonHelp Both were delivered through USPS.

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

Let me get this straight… @Amazon sometimes records packages as delivered up to 48hrs before actually being delivered? How does that make sense? #gimmemypackage

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

@AmazonHelp As implied by my initial tweet, I have two packages marked as delivered, even saying they are on my front porch and by the door, but they are not here. None of my nearby neighbors appear to have any packages on their doorsteps, either.

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

@maggiejspeaks I wonder who this is about… 🤔

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

I’ve gotten pretty decent at doing my job while crying. #multitasking #needacareerchange

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

@Rockawaytheday @StarbucksCanada @SbuxMelodyBlog @SbuxMel @Starbucks @MyStarbucksIdea YES!! I’m also about to throw mine out! Biggest purchase regret. #verismo #trash Prove me wrong, @Starbucks

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

@gpnin1 @Starbucks @jvemo I was just looking on Amazon today to see if that’s even an option. $80 for 24 pods?! #pricegouging #verismotrash

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

No one should ever be wearing enough cologne or perfume to be able to be smelled from across the room. #toomuchcologne

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

I firmly believe doctors should pass a handwriting test in addition to their normal education. #illegible #PenmanshipForDoctors

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

@maggiejspeaks This is why I’m genuinely afraid to sell my guns. Who’s going to buy them?? Ugh.

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

@maggiejspeaks Booooooooooooo

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

Check her out to see the full story. Not a good look @SamsungUS

[Felicia Ross @Felicia33209651]

#DoNotBuySamsungAppliances

@SamsungUS @Samsung

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

@Felicia33209651 @SamsungSupport @Samsung @SamsungUS I double checked my fridge brand last night... so anyway, I’ll be switching to LG when my #Samsung fridge dies. It’s been making a weird noise. #ThankYouForThePSA

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

@maggiejspeaks This is called the “bare minimum,” and is not longer a standard set by most people. I’ve personally given up. 😬

[Keren Gerstenlauer @kerstenlauer]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but putting soap on your hands and rinsing it off without lathering and whatnot is not considered washing your hands. #TalesFromtheWorkplaceBathroom