Lihoywa

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[Lihoywa @keshiuchi]

@polo_kimanii Heri aibu ya kununua Demio kuliko ya kunuka jasho

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What's the obsession with Honda Vezels? I'm seeing them everywhere

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@StanleyMasinde_ Funny how Kenyan salaries are about 1.5 - 2x Nigerian salaries and South Africa salaries are about 1.5 - 2x Kenyan salaries for junior to mid-level roles

https://t.co/xlLgiqSs2k

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It's barely the 10th day of June and the 8-5 battalion are already asking for soft loans

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@StanleyMasinde_ As much as there are differences, there are lots of similarities among the subtribes

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There are tweeps won't engage you simply because you don't have the badge

[Eric @amerix]

"The greatest remedy for anger is delay."

— Seneca

Sit on the message for one night.

Sleep on the email for eight hours.

The reply you would have sent at 9 pm and the reply you will send at 6 am are not written by the same man.

[Social Constructor @mgongi_]

@keshiuchi They should take you to the police station , accuse you of something, appear in court. Get sentenced.
.... Or they could just throw you out and avoid all the formal circus

[Lihoywa @keshiuchi]

I have a genuine question

If you board a matatu without enough money for fare, what should the bus conductor do?

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I also need a share of Elon's money, not sure how much I'll earn with my 5 tweets per day

[Lihoywa @keshiuchi]

Most people in the comment section are quick to tell how they bought their first car in their twenties

They didn't even understand the tweet

[🐉 @Kamau266]

In a truthful society and comming from a not financially stable family,no one can own a car before 30 in kenya through honest work!

[Lihoywa @keshiuchi]

Hawa ndio watu wanafanya wazazi wanapea watoto wao pressure.

"You know so and so, he just started selling laptops..."

[ALERT254 @MotoMushene]

Kenneth Toroitich Kiplabat was brutally murdered and his Mercedes-Benz GLE dumped in Nakuru- He had just bought the guzzler.

The deceased was selling laptops

[Lihoywa @keshiuchi]

@StanleyMasinde_ Wapuzi sana

They've been inviting me for interviews, I pass all the stages then they go MIA

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@Osama_otero Bado sijaona anything new with this generation that the previous generations didn't do while in school

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@NotYourNyukwaKE @Nicanor254 You know Kawira Mwangaza?

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I just read about an Egyptian doctor named Diana al-Alwady who died last week under unclear circumstances.

His dietary advice to his followers included cutting on eggs, milk, chicken and all kinds of vegetables while encouraging consumption of sugar

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐘 @IntimacyZw]

My intentions are purely sexual ,I'm not your relative.

[Lihoywa @keshiuchi]

One good thing about male dominated fields is that you'll rarely hear about cases of sexual harassment

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As a couple kua na mtoto mmoja is a very risky affair

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@Kenyans Inspecting or Admiring?