ketaminecannibal

well atleast whatever is wrong with me is really funny // 27, 5'6, melbourne // 18+ mdni //pfp by discord user junebug_xoxo

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the trenches never end

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@gur0divergent do you want to join my biker gang?

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nvm i fucking won

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turns out ive been playing mario kart with assistive on the whole time and im actually fucking awful at mario kart

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i didn't learn how to operate my foreskin until i was 23 and that's why i pee sitting down

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i think we should destroy brunswick

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@gur0divergent 🤨

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what's wrong babe?
you've hardly touched your prozac

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in a polyamorous relationship with my left and right hand because im ambidextrous

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@gur0divergent this very moment was my personal 9/11

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need to cash in my freaky flyer miles

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i have no balls but i must itch

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@gur0divergent well im waiting

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@gyozagraveyard da nurse wanted to put things in ur butt

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most fun game of charades ive ever played

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just found out im a 12D
life is good

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shes a 10 but she hoards cardboard boxes from everything she buys because she might need them again one day

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you know what? fuck you
*uncums ur diaper*

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today in class i learned where the clitoris is
my girlfriend is going to be so pleased with this information