Ethan

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I regret to inform you they have euthanized that dog in me

[the culture | magazine @galactamelanin]

ed sheeran and kodak link up

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Brother, never pick up a pen again

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

BRUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[blanco @beerdefeater]

Im hammered watching the Santa tracker telling my niece that when Santa enters the US airspace our military is gonna shoot him down with cruise missiles

[Ethan @ketchuppacket2]

@coolpilled What app is this on?

[TmarTn @TmarTn]

GEFORCE RTX 4090 GIVEAWAY

Just retweet and follow to enter

Winner chosen on 10/15

Good luck everyone!

[violin bug 🇵🇸 @violinbug]

sure owning a house must be nice but those people will never know the timeless thrill of pouring bacon grease directly into the sink

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

When you 77 minutes into your 30 minute lunch break and your supervisor walks into the break room

[khi✰ @stymead]

type shit i been on 💯

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

twitter is unreal 💀

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

there are two types of male groupchats. either they have a name like “BONER BOYS RES[ERECT]ED: HORNY 4 LIFE, 2 CAKED UP 2 DIE” but they just encouraging each other through breakups and to try therapy. the other will be named like “gary chat” and filled with domestic terrorists

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-”

me: “don’t worry i am”

[Noah Bieniek (Bee-Nick) @NoahB77_]

This Honolulu, Hawaii Little League World Series team is insane. They’re in the USA Semifinal game and Cohen Sakamoto just blasted a Grand Slam. Earlier this week he was the starting pitcher in a combined no-hitter!

#LLWS #LLWS75

[Alex @midsmoker34]

white boys dont tired they get tuckered out

[G @Gtoowavyy]

“Wyd after work?” going to sleep bro I’m not Spiderman