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Specky, Geeky, Redhead (she/her)

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Dude who asked if I'd heard of the Dark Knight trilogy, doesn't know what a graphic novel is or that Bruce Wayne's dad is Doctor Thomas Wayne.

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Mostly enjoyed the season finale of #theboys. A few loose ends but more upbeat than I expected.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Everybody wants to be a cat...

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Saturday afternoon chilling. #CatsOfTwitter

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@CrazyMaryT If I had been a boy they would have called me Dane. DANE 🤷

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Had a real #Archer moment at work having to explain that helium is not flammable. No, really. The "thing that made the huge explosion" was hydrogen. Yes, I'm sure.

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Not me annoying the neighbour by egregiously petting my cat in the window while she was trying to get her kid into the car. Is it my fault said kid would much rather wave and squee at Liara? No.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

US Treasury Secretary, Scott Bessent, has been ridiculed for a speech on Iran where he refers to 'the Strait of Vermouth', although Vermouth Straight is one of the best ways to cope with having Donald Trump as your boss

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@haveigotnews Uh hang on, let me check

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TV services struggling to survive and ITV is demanding an email address and an account to watch a show from 1994. Sure 🤨

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This little cat asshole who thinks inside my dressing gown and under my armpit is THE place to be.

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Turned on the TV to what appears to be the "men surfing while classical music plays" show? WTF?

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This little PITA being cute. #CatsOfTwitter

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Liara has a 'hey, it's you, do you want cuddles?' chirp and it's completely different from her 'hey, it's me, can we have cuddles?' meow.

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This idiot, sat in the BIN, meowing at me every couple of minutes because her Garbage Fort requires acknowledgement.

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If there's no power then how is Katherine cooking a full Thanksgiving meal? #hauntedhotel

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One of the cats just opened the bathroom door while I was on the loo. Did even come in. Saw the door, apparently decided hell no, opened it, and left.

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Just discovered my new phone case has a hidden compartment with SIX more card slots, so that's probably all my good luck for the year all in one go.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the Day is ‘snerdle’ (19th century): to lie warm and still beneath the covers for as long as humanly possible.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Look, there's no point worrying about it now...”

Translation: I've really messed things up and there's no way back.