Kelsey Scibelli

[julia @juumelo_]

this meeting could’ve been a fist fight probably

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

this one’s for a certain fuzzy little fence-sitter

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[Elmo @elmo]

KNICKS that last message! Elmo didn’t mean to SPUR you on!

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Guy who moves from NYC to Chicago and thinks everyone’s pronouncing the name of the electric company incorrectly

[NASA @NASA]

@alltooriah Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

[Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 @mrjeffu]

Japan has a new stationmaster cat. The Wakayama Electric Railway Kishigawa Line is famous for its feline stationmasters. A new cat, Rokutama, has been appointed trainee stationmaster of 2 stations.
Other cats received promotions. This is serious stuff.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is ready for the big leagues! ❤️⚾️ #SesameRoadTrip

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

[Metsmerized Online @Metsmerized]

ALL ABOARD!!

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

The cover for this week’s issue of the New Yorker is “Bodega Cat,” by R. Kikuo Johnson.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

*drops below 80°*

Midwesterners:

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

First tattoo you get the hardest decision ever then you just start doing sht

[Museum of the Moving Image @MovingImageNYC]

Paul Reubens 💔

[Reina Sultan 🇱🇧 @SultanReina]

TURN OFF TIMES SQUARE

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Try that* in a small town

*Finding something to eat at 1 am