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[kev @kev_n_m]

@exr4w1g @lllliatttt neither of those are manuscripts :)

[kev @kev_n_m]

that's called being in high school

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months

[kev @kev_n_m]

this morning in the shower i closed my eyes to rinse out the shampoo and i saw a color i've never seen before; ask me anything

[Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet]

I cannot stress enough that it is extremely possible to just like stuff normally.

[matty monroe🥤 @MonrovianPrince]

thank you stereogum for calling this shit out because wdym you're only just now announcing your album with the *fifth* single you've released from it? and it's the fifth single off an album that comes out in AUGUST???? kill the spotify exec in your head!!!!!!!

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

excited to look at my spotify wrapped and see what I listen to. maybe ill go to my apartment later and see where i live

[kev @kev_n_m]

They should remake the bear but do it about a rare book librarian

[kev @kev_n_m]

Arm and hammer

[^_^ @misandrism]

To be completely honestly man only 2 out of 10 dentists recommended this toothpaste but they both have quite esoteric taste and are always early on things that later become cult classics

[kev @kev_n_m]

that damn sleepytime bear is NOT a role model... go outside! get real! grow up!

[kev @kev_n_m]

Next time you’re around a group of Mormons listen carefully… they laugh different from the rest of us

[kev @kev_n_m]

Was gonna say something meaner about this but most weather can be 10/10 if you let it :)

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

Tuesday's Weather Rating: 2/10

Periods of snow will continue this morning, heavy at times and leading to travel delays. The storm pulls away by early afternoon, but keep an eye out for slick spots and ice through the evening hours. Much colder tonight. The vibes are wintry!

[kev @kev_n_m]

I swear if that New York weather account says “the vibes are bad” when it snows for the first time in two years I’m gonna lose my damn mind

[kev @kev_n_m]

nobody on soulseek has a pdf of the mariah carey memoir

[kev @kev_n_m]

@sexy_art_babe Nothing against em they’re just going out next year… we’re taking our time from now on

[kev @kev_n_m]

Hometown news: they painted the Walmart

[2nd Grade @2ndgradephilly]

What are some of the greatest songs about Wichita linemen? I’ll start: https://t.co/rjv319Y3a8

[katie dey @katie_dey]

soulseek wrapped

[kev @kev_n_m]

@3hotpeople I put turgid too lol

[kev @kev_n_m]

When is school of rock getting a criterion edition