Keval Sisodiya

[Keval Sisodiya @kevallllll]

I swear when they make new cars the only thing they do is make the headlights brighter

[Keval Sisodiya @kevallllll]

All i want is some pasta is that too much to ask? #coronavirus

[Keval Sisodiya @kevallllll]

Driving on the motorway in this rain and wind was horrible, fighting for control of your car. Finally understand the meaning of "better to be late than dead on time" #StormCiara

[LADbible @ladbible]

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 🚨🙌

[LHB018 @LHB018]

if invisible lines lead your way back to me, walk the line

[katE. @kateaustinn_]

if no one created leap years it would be friday 11 june 2021 right now. mad.

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

in pre-school my teacher labeled me as “mentally handicapped” and kept me in the corner of the classroom because i wouldn’t do the writing exercises correctly and it turns out i was just left handed and she didn’t like that

[. @666ush]

If I send you 3 messages on 3 different topics, don't just reply to 1? this isn't a multiple choice question?? do I look like a fucking exam

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

Watching Netflix without any academic pressure just isn’t the same

[The 1975 @the1975]

// M E & Y O U T O G E T H E R S O N G - N E W M U S I C F R I D A Y // @Spotify L O V E https://t.co/X05MUqRrLa

[cal? @cal_gif]

I think we should be allowed to use counterfeit money like literally who cares

[Jay Swingler @JaySwingler]

went for a nap earlier, turned into a full nights sleep in the middle of the day, left cooker on, kitchen exploded, wife’s moaning, kids cryin, cats inside out, absolutely fucked it, nice one

[Keval Sisodiya @kevallllll]

When someone tickles my neck

[Keval Sisodiya @kevallllll]

No one : Literally no one : Wish:

[Keval Sisodiya @kevallllll]

You know you’re still a kid when someone knocks on your door and you just hide and pretend no ones in

[Keval Sisodiya @kevallllll]

None of this new year, new me stuff. I will be the same funny cunt as always

[Keval Sisodiya @kevallllll]

BIO LECTURER : You should read my book on microbiology and bacteria ME : Weird flex but okay

[Keval Sisodiya @kevallllll]

I still think everything in this world should be free, like who even needs money.

[Keval Sisodiya @kevallllll]

Me running to check if everyones insta is down #Instagram