Kevin K

part time traveler, full time nerd

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

If you think people hate Trump because Twitter told them to or because it's the new thing to do, there's only 1 way to say this... You're a fucking idiot.

[sarah 🦋 @sarah12fowler]

He’s literally trying to help a nation that hates him, when majority of y’all only hate him because twitter told you to

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

@JomboyMedia @Jomboy_

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this is the sickest thing i’ve seen in a long time

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

Had subway for the first time in a decade. Still sucks. More expensive. You're welcome.

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

@NeilDonarski Good tweet 👑 you be moving those fingers.

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

Me watching the Cowboys:

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

I thought my ethically-challenged colleague @BobMenendezNJ could use some encouragement given his substantial legal problems.

So, I approached a seasoned expert on the matter to give ‘Bobby from Jersey’ some advice.

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

Yes I would like to be your friend, my only requirement is that you come eat the food I make.

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

Players finishing their careers in Saudi Arabia reading this like:

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Zlatan has a message for players choosing to end their careers in Saud Arabia 🗣

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

@limes____ @family__jules Me, adding substance to Jules bday ❤️

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

Them: how do we solve *insert any problem here*?

Research:

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

Too real

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

Nothing is underwhelming when you are trading for trash

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Dallas Mavericks made an ‘underwhelming’ trade offer for Deandre Ayton, per https://t.co/hHMOkeXQY8

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

Ngl, the introduction of Threads and the rebrand of Twitter to X has led to me scrolling LinkedIn more than either of these pieces of shit

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

Me on Life360 waiting for Linds to get back so we can hangout:

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

You ever see someone walk and just know they are unathletic? Lol

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

I wanna be able to like a song twice on Spotify. Really get my point across.

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

Following the dry path on the highway during a storm so I don't hydroplane and die..

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

@HoughAnPuff

[Steven Rattner @SteveRattner]

Where have all the Lindas gone?

In 1947, nearly 100,000 baby girls in the U.S.—over 5% of all born—were Lindas.

In 2022, just 346. CC: @WSJ

[Kevin K @kevbotbot]

"one of the best soccer players ever scores goals against boys school league, what a feat!"

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

MESSI MAGIC AGAIN❗️

4 GOALS IN 3 MATCHES WITH INTER MIAMI 🔥

(via @MLS)

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Ben Simmons is as healthy he’s ever been since his final year with the 76ers, per @MarcJSpears

“The expectation is he will fully resume his career at the level he has prior to leaving Philadelphia.”