The guy who delivers our groceries has started leaving little notes on the bags, except they're all very ominous and poetic? Like the first one said "The apples were soft. I chose differently for you. Trust is circular." And I was like okay, weird, but he did get better apples than I would've picked so maybe he's just really into fruit.
But then it kept happening. "Three avocados. Past, present, future. One will betray you." Or "The milk expires Friday but don't we all." One time he left a note that just said "They didn't have your brand of salsa. I have made a choice you will understand only in time."
My husband thinks it's hilarious and has started leaving notes back. Like "Thank you for the bananas. Your wisdom travels with us." They've never met, just this ongoing weird note exchange on our doorstep.
Last week the delivery guy left a bag with a note that said "I have been transferred to a new zone. Another will come. Speak not of me." And I was like oh no this is kind of sad actually? I didn't realize I cared but I did?
The new delivery person showed up yesterday. Very normal, very efficient, no notes. Just groceries. It felt empty.
But then I unpacked everything and at the bottom of the last bag there was a single note that said "Greg briefed me on your journey. The eggs are fragile. As are we all."
My husband wants to invite them to Thanksgiving.
🇩🇪 Likely future leader of Germany:
“In my first 100 days. I will close the borders, eliminate social benefits for migrants and carry out Germany’s largest deportations.”
Today her party had a historic election win.
I'm gay. Always have been. And I'm so over the Alphabet Mafia.
Pride went from 'leave us alone' to 'affirm kids, castrate teens, erase women, and call me a bigot if I say no.'
Transing children isn't care — it's child abuse.
Men in women's sports isn't inclusion — it's cheating.
We didn't fight for gay rights so the movement could become this circus of sterilization, compelled speech, and grooming.
Normal gay people want peace and to be left alone.
That's it.
House GOP leader: 'Democrats' attack on religious colleges' will cost taxpayers $3.3 million
A judge ordered the state to pay $3.3 million in attorneys' fees and expenses to the plaintiffs who successfully challenged Minnesota's ban on certain religious colleges from participating in the PSEO program.
"Attorney General Ellison countersuing and continuing to defend a law he should have known was unconstitutional is inexcusable," said Rep. Harry Niska. "Now taxpayers are stuck with a $3.3 million bill for Democrats' attack on religious freedom."
How is Lindsey Clancy allowed to have a Gofundme page approaching $3 million bucks? I thought they had a policy against those charged with violent crimes getting services from them.
🚨 FACT: If you make "F*CK ICE" signs for your children so they can ditch school and protest the arrest of illegal alien r*pists and m*rderers, you're a horrible parent.
Thomas Sowell on how he taught students:
“I’d spend a great deal of time putting together a reading list, where I’d find the strongest argument on one side and then the best example of the opposing view.”
“I didn’t test students on which side they believed. I tested them on whether they understood the arguments on both sides.”
100 million Americans have been born since 9/11. That’s nearly 1/3 of our nation’s population.
We must teach the next generation the truth of that fateful day. That this was the deadliest act of terrorism in U.S. history when al Qaeda backed Islamic terrorists hijacked commercial airplanes killing 2,977. Thousands of first responders and 9/11 workers have subsequently suffered and died due to 9/11 health related illnesses.
Darkness, evil, and hate drove these jihadist terrorists to attack our freedom and who we are as Americans. But what the terrorists didn’t realize was that they would never bring the United States to our knees because Americans will always prevail and rebuild from the ashes.
We must teach the tremendous acts of heroism and service of our fellow Americans who ran into the fire to save their fellow countrymen and women.
We must strive for the unity we felt on 9/12 with American flags on every block and neighbor helping neighbor simply because they were fellow Americans.
Never Forget means NEVER FORGET 🇺🇸
Fake Amy Klobuchar!
Zoom in on her notes. Amy has no original thoughts, a DFL manufactured candidate that needed to “think” 10 days about whether she agreed with Walz pardoning a child rapist.
Also, the vengeful staffer is back - another unflattering pic of Amy.
Imagine being abandoned by your biological parents, then, decades later, in your 30s, going online to publicly shame the white parents who adopted you, protected you, loved you, and raised you to the best of their ability, while condemning them for the unforgivable sin of being “color-blind.”
They didn’t raise you as a “biracial child.” They raised you as their child.
And somehow, after receiving their love and protection for decades, you decide to recast their colorblindness as a personal failure and accuse them of racism, blaming them for not teaching you to see yourself primarily through the lens of race.
At some point, this stops being about your childhood and becomes about the identity you have chosen to embrace as an adult. Turning the people who stepped up, loved you, and raised you into villains because they refused to reduce you to the color of your skin is not accountability. It is a profound distortion of the very people who gave you the family you otherwise might never have had.
Amy Klobuchar talks pro-labor. Her record hurts workers.
She voted against Northern Minnesota mining jobs, Keystone XL and No Tax on Tips—and backs Ellison and Flanagan, who opposed the police union.
Republicans stand with workers. This Labor Day, check the record.
Peggy Flanagan does not get to pick and choose which parts of the Walz-Flanagan administration she takes responsibility for.
She is second-in-command. When billions of taxpayer dollars were stolen through fraud, Minnesotans deserved accountability from their leaders.
Peggy Flanagan does not deserve a promotion. She deserves a pink slip.
Forbes just valued Mar-a-Lago at $650 million dollars.
Judge Arthur Engoron & Leticia James claimed it was worth between $18 million and $27.6 million.
They found him GUILTY of 34 felony counts because of their valuation.
Trump needs to SUE them both.
It's rather facile how the reparations claimants move dates around to bolster their self-rewarding demands
Do they believe that the pyramids were built by volunteers ?
Slavery existed for five thousand years
That's a lot of reparations
🚨DISGUSTING!! This was not a mistake. It was a slap in the face of the dead.
Five days before the 25th anniversary of 9/11, the mayor of New York signs an order “honoring” the murdered and then hands the ceremonial pen to a man who once defended an al-Qaeda terrorist tied to a Pentagon hijacker.
I survived Islamic terror as a child. I know what contempt for the dead looks like. It looks like this.
If this doesn’t make you angry, you weren’t paying attention the first time.