Kevin Hand

In a transition period. Could end up like the Hulk but not green. Trying to find my mojo in North Ayrshire.

[Martin Williams @Martin1Williams]

Just got sprayed by a winter salt spreader. They should watch what they're doing.. I thought.. thro gritted teeth.

[Kevin Hand @kevhand]

@kevinbridges86 hey Kevin You were described in the Evening Times as " the Clydebank star " yesterday. Implications- The (only one) or you have a secret life as the Bully Wee's Messi?

[Kevin Hand @kevhand]

Can you help Scott out and make some dough in the meantime? https://t.co/g9YFtTdQ61

[Maro Itoje @maroitoje]

Due to recent speculation I thought it was necessary to confirm that I am not Marcus Rashford… And whilst we are here my name is not Mario either!! Just a simple Maro Itoje will do…

Much love,

Marcu… I mean Maro Itoje

[Kevin Hand @kevhand]

So the Brit has made it to the semi final in the US Open.
I hope they don't have penalty shoot outs to get into the final. Lol

[Kevin Hand @kevhand]

I just supported Bruce Fummey on @buymeacoffee! 🎉
It's only fair for the education and laughs he gives me🤗

Bruce Fummey is explaining Scottish history and places to visit. You can support by buying a coffee ☕️ here — https://t.co/HH67XzGG5h

[Kevin Hand @kevhand]

@Lenniesaurus Youz ur all wrang, its obviously a shortened version of Shan-Bulls, which is an auld Glesgae word for a major disaster of biblical proportions in a China shop. Or not.

[Strong Tea 4 Me @StrongTea4me]

Imagine you needed a getaway horse and you ended up with this one 🙄

[Kevin Hand @kevhand]

@JaneyGodley Surely the name should be Shortbreed?

[Kevin Hand @kevhand]

Can't help thinking they should be called Grolars as Pizzly sounds like a piss poor villan in a low budget tv cop shop. https://t.co/R3iM0H677N

[Martin Williams @Martin1Williams]

The creator of Enola Gay & Maid of Orleans is the nighttime cleaner of our office. The Orchestral man hoovers in the dark

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

Customs Officer: “Name please. Also, anything to declare? And country of travel?”
Jools Holland: “Jools Holland. Jewels. Holland.”

[Kevin Hand @kevhand]

Holding up his L plate.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

“You’re the B, the woman is the A we’ve been through this Gareth”

[Martin Williams @Martin1Williams]

I pooh pooh the concept of alien abduction. It's hard enough to find one let alone do any kidnapping.

[Kevin Hand @kevhand]

@Cparks1976 @BBCOne @BBCSounds @TVSanjeev Re Steve mentioning the large TV, with sports package the widow Corbett isnt interested in... Is there a mystery man who now lives there?

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

.@PramilaJayapal got it right.

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

Vincent Price is taller than Alan Price. Who is heavier than Katie Price. As I discovered on this Price comparison website

[Kevin Hand @kevhand]

@sarajcox hey I also love Garry Barlows' its Incredible' but check out the Incredible Christmas version
https://t.co/xHaaSu2PGi

[VisitScotland @VisitScotland]

Where are YOU dreaming of visiting in #Scotland this weekend?💭⛰️ #StaySafe 📍 Loch Maree, #Highlands 📷 IG/markmccollphotography #OnlyinScotland

[Chief Miekelson - The Chief returns! @ChiefMiekelson]

The people have spoken. The BBC has listened. I will be delivering a festive message this Christmas Day on the BBC Scotland channel.