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When ur partner turns to you and suddenly says “would u still love me if I were Shai-Hulud”

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@testikinesis More like sigma dick in their mouth!!

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Babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched the meal from the 50 shades of grey chicken erotica parody cookbook?

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@kavanomo The signifier no longer serves the signified regarding soup

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@kavanomo If you consider the Caesar, it can act as a soup or a savoury smoothie depending on what receptacle it’s in. In this essay I will

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TV dinners are pretty good!
Maybe the villain in ratatouille wasn’t so bad after all

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@notallbhas @ChristMcMansion

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@fka_derek Bitches be like “I want garlic bread”... I’m bitches

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[in CPR class]
Instructor: alright so for the straights you need to do compressions to the beat of “stayin alive”... for the gays that’s “rain on me”

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The himbo archetype is just the adult version of the jock archetype

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Watching the midnight gospel while inebriated is what reading dense theory feels like

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@fka_derek Unfollowed

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what quarantine feels like #ACNH

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"wait who's Luke Skywalker again?" -james 2 days before seeing rise of skywalker

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm colour blind 📸: @jimberlydidier https://t.co/TzVl8U1XVA

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@abinalla Anna saying something along the lines of "I prefer u in leather" then Kristoff being like 😳😳😳

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This is my first year going out for trans day of remembrance. It's a day to honor those who lost their lives to anti-trans violence, and I've always spent it reflecting on my own. The sense of community surrounding this day has floored me and is so inspi… https://t.co/b7UXWsR7wW

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Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior walked so Crazy Rich Asians could run