Kevin

The word "genius" should always be in quotes.

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@scottjohnson Played by Travis Kelsey

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@RealLyndaCarter Don't mind me, just taking a Wonder Squat in your garden. This isn't poison oak, is it?

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@scottjohnson Dreaming of mullets

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Is Twitter dead?

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@Rafe Is Biden coming back? There were several in the air last week for his visit.

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@thinguy B, duh

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Gotta give @Uverse an A+ rating for customer service today. Edgar the tech who was just here went above and beyond to resolve a hard to fix issue.

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When the Sith write music the time signature is 2/4 because the Sith are always in two.

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@MarkHamill His bank account, yes. His wallet is likely full of old Blockbuster cards and ewok hair.

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@AppleSupport Why does Siri tell me to install the "Timer" or "Alarm" app when I ask it to set a simple timer or alarm? The built-in apps are definitely installed. I don't want/need a 3rd party app.

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@scottjohnson @MajorSpoilers Only in damp dungeons with birds: Murder Moist Fowl

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@Coverville I would also accept John Bigbootyhole

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@XylaFoxlin @Apple @Inglewood_PD Maybe @LockPickingLwyr can help you find a better solution than a normal boot. https://t.co/jXNk454fdV

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@XylaFoxlin Air Tags: 1, Bear Spray: 0

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@scottjohnson Coming soon: La Corriente de la Mañana

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@ImACabbieNow @LosFelizDaycare Might have to revert to the original Irish spelling of Caoimhín.

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@LosFelizDaycare Are the sins of the parents passed to the child? Seems like a hypocritical DEI policy.

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@VerizonSupport After getting help from Verizon's support a second time, the problem is worse that expected. More finger pointing. Unlocked Apple Watches sold by Apple DO NOT WORK with Verizon. This needs to be fixed.

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@hansvestberg and @tim_cook Both Verizon and Apple have a real problem with the cellular Apple Watch. Neither of your support organizations have been able to fix this common problem. Please work together to improve this for your sad and frustrated customers.

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@hansvestberg and @tim_cook After getting help from Verizon's support a second time, the problem is worse that expected. More finger pointing. Unlocked Apple Watches sold by Apple DO NOT WORK with Verizon. This needs to be fixed.

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@StobiesGalaxy Authentic clam chowder with a little bit of sand.