TooMuchSauce

[Mike Guardabascio @Guardabascio]

got his ass 🥹

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

Moves like a DB that just got a pass break up...

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

I’m watching Lord of the Rings and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film and how they must have gone home each day and thought,
WTF just happened.

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

First article you find in a Resident Evil game

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Matt Cord gotta unretire right? 🤣 @MattyCord

[Marc Zumoff @marczumoff]

Hang on @sixers fans. We are comin’ in for a landing…!

[Pluto @HelloFromPluto]

fuck. lebron saw his shadow. 6 more weeks of waiting.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

never listening to Counting Crows Mr. Jones the same way again

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

From last night

[Keith McMillan @D3Keith]

Philly traded a 29-year-old disgruntled and possibly misunderstood Brown in the prime of his career to New England, and Boston sent one right back.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Celtics front office grew concerned with Jaylen Brown’s hairline and viewed Paul George as an upgrade.

(Via @TheNBABase)

[Tom Kelly @TommyKelly44]

Legitimately one of the funniest sentences ever written

[Zlatan Quarantinovic @clq035]

@DragonflyJonez That's nothing, Cam Boozer's dad invented putting shoe polish on your head

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

next rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

I strongly believe there’s no such thing as a shy person and OG is exhibit A. Every “shy” person has a friend/friend group who they’re completely unhinged around. If you think someone’s shy, you just aren’t in that circle

[Bask @baskgod]

It’s just they year man

[drift ^^ @caniacdrift]

still think this is the greatest thing a rapper has ever tweeted