Kevin Morris

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[Kevin Morris @kevinmorris]

@Tim_Stevens @anker_official https://t.co/4wfmQ1dsZx or https://t.co/Fex7o0dV6Z. They’re not “universal”, but they don’t have any moving parts, so they’re much smaller. They also have two US sockets!

[Nina Beguš @ninabegus]

Ada Lovelace, the first programmer, begging her collaborator Charles Babbage, the inventor of the first general computer, not to mess with her math

[Brian Klaas @brian_klaas]

Hello my #ColdFusion colleagues! I’ve got a full-time, fully remote position for a CFML developer open on my small but very good team. Come help build great learning experiences for future public health leaders at Johns Hopkins! https://t.co/pd1UnzQvte

[Amir Shevat @ashevat]

The PM oath:
I will -
choose simplicity over complexity
be customer-focused over internally focused
improve current features over just launch new ones
experiment over make assumptions
let my engineers reduce tech debt
prioritize ruthlessly
deliver value

[Michael Drogalis @MichaelDrogalis]

Put a UUID on it. Put a timestamp on it. Put a version on it.

You won’t regret it.

[Kevin Morris @kevinmorris]

@Ruthie39004577 I think you're got the wrong @kevinmorris

[Kevin Morris @kevinmorris]

@jasongorman What documentary is that? I’d love to watch it myself.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

credit card company: you can insert your chip to pay, but sometimes it won’t work

me: hm ok. any other options?

company: you can swipe it, of course. doesn’t always work tho

me: uhh

company: try simply tapping your card

me: but does it-

company: this has NEVER worked

[Kevin Morris @kevinmorris]

@command_tab I may have to do that. I've avoided buying a MagSafe charger, as I prefer a pad-that-stays-on-the-table style.
How much force does it take to pick the phone up against the magnets?

[Mike Butcher (BlueSky/Threads: @mikebutcher) @mikebutcher]

WhatsApp will share its users' personal information, including phone numbers, IP addresses, contacts, & more with Facebook from Feb. 8, according to the new T&Cs. No opt-out. The only way to object is to leave the service & move to a service like Signal or Telegram.

[Myq (Parenthetical) Kaplan @myqkaplan]

there’s an experiment where kids can have ONE marshmallow NOW or wait and get TWO LATER.

some are impulsive and eat the one right away.

anyway.

you can have ONE thanksgiving NOW, or if you wait, you and loved ones can have statistically many more thanksgivings in the future.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

The most embarrassing thing about the U.S. having another civil war is it’s not even for a new reason

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

After eight months of this pandemic, we finally found President Trump's plan to beat COVID-19. https://t.co/KO4g328Uvr

[Antony Marcano - @[email protected] @AntonyMarcano]

"Software development teams where everyone is alike, while comfortable, are not effective." -@KentBeck, Ch5. Principles, XP Explained, 2ndEd

[Tom Herrmann 🦦🌳🇩🇪 @devgummibeer]

Thanks to @kevinmorris the new major version of @spatie_be / laravel-enum gets better and better.
There's now a faker provider to easily generate random fake enum instances, values and labels.

https://t.co/OmRtjj5Lih

[Kevin Morris @kevinmorris]

@Yearofthedaddy @CitizenBrick You should start an Instagram or Tumblr to collect them all together in one place. Though, that might be too spicy for Tumblr...

[Kevin Morris @kevinmorris]

@Yearofthedaddy @CitizenBrick Thanks! It matches incredibly well

[Kevin Morris @kevinmorris]

@Yearofthedaddy That is so awesome. Wherever did you find those minifig clothes?

[Just. No. @NopeImOutt]

@RandyRainbow I think they’re missing the big picture of where we are right now, as a nation.