@ScienceMagazine Incredible.
Now if we could just fix the ice cream machine at McDonald's...I think that'd just about do it and we could call it a wrap.
Dear @Verizon- Reason #906 for my decision to change my provider. Thanks for acknowledging how pathetic you are. Not in your failure this week, but by adding the disclaimer that the credit "will be applied in 1-2 months". Gosh....glad you figured out how to save your bottom line.
@CapitalOne I'm sorry can you please enter your EIN to verify you are who you allegedly claim to be? Cuz I'm fucking me you classless motherfuckers. So when YOU ask ME to verify I'm me....you can scrape my DNA off of the back of your mother's throat to verify. Fuck off
@BobLonsberry Very Christian of you. Who is that directed to first? The ICU nurse who's been overworked and overtired for 18 months now? Or maybe the teacher who is wondering what school will look like a little over a month from now? Or maybe do us all a favor, give it to the guy in the mirror
@UltraWeedHater@stephenasmith Sitting here, thinking about this thread and what the original intent was I can't help but wonder if thereβs a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and thatβll be a 4-0 ballgame. I donβt know if Iβm going to be putting on this headset again for the reds or my bosses at FOX.
@rchase No joke, this may be my most favorite thread of the year so far. The idea of creating a SaaS keeps popping up (Umm, thanks Prism program for constantly watching and listening to me?? Lol) but what you've created JUST IN THIS THREAD?? A path. So, Thanks man!! And Congrats!!
@michbehaviour Oh yeah?? Well if you're reading THIS then we're now married. So...happy 17th anniversary honey bunny. (Cuz that is the sorta husband I am, the one that has cheesy pet names)