Kevin

2017 NL MVP & Cy Young. Not actually Kevin Plawecki.

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@kevinpIawecki I love you too, Kevin

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@kevinpIawecki how fare ye fake fake me

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@jerryblevins #HelloJerry what is your favorite riddle

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@ashleyiervolino I would never do this to my dog

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@jerryblevins #hellojerry What's the best type of dog?

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@jerryblevins #HelloJerry what's the best vacation destination?

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

Excuse me, who? https://t.co/4WaN4a00KR

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

2018 Mets starting catcher Travis d'Arnaud with another homer. The Mets are quickly ahead of the Phillies, 3-0. Race to the raindrops is on.

[The Mets Newsletter @metsnewsletter]

If David Wright were manager:

HARVEY: Can I pitch Wednesday?
WRIGHT: Hah! Good one! Looks like we got a Jerry Seinfeld on our hands!

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@juliefalbo I love all my children, Julie.

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@kevinpIawecki Love you, me

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

I'm the GOAT confirmed

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@juliefalbo May the sprint of Kevin Plawecki carry you to the finish line.

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@ericantelmi Yep

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@goodfundies @stevenmatzs Your impression is correct

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@goodfundies @stevenmatzs Yes. Move over bitch

[danielleᢉ𐭩 @bradyskjeidy]

YAAAA KEVIN GOOD JOB SWEETIE

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@goodfundies Ursus malus est. Rex dildorum sum.

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@goodfundies @stevenmatzs Bien dildé, monsieur.

[Kevin @kevinplawecki]

@goodfundies @stevenmatzs I have bigger dildi.