fka schmev

[fka schmev @kevintried]

i'm disengaging from this conversation

[໊ @wandasattorney]

DARLENE MITCHELL 3RD PLACE??? #DragRace https://t.co/munlOBzCQf

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

We need full Avengers: Endgame cameos in this season. I’m talking Daria, Jackie and Petra coming back as a rival firm. Robert returning from America with a gun. The ghosts of Nicole and Jim Dyker and Charles Hanani haunting everyone. Eric is a cyborg

[fka schmev @kevintried]

well fuck me i guess for having a little bit of hope

[chriscjackson on Bluesky @ChrisCJackson]

Went to sleep numb. Woke up numb. Gonna be numb for a while. Hard to accept this country is willingly walking into authoritarianism just because eggs cost more.

[fka schmev @kevintried]

@soren_iverson not now soren, please

[fka schmev @kevintried]

@historyinmemes girl not now... also this isn't a vid

[fka schmev @kevintried]

@azealiaslacewig you’re a fucking scumbag

[fka schmev @kevintried]

help, i woke up in the wrong universe

[AARON @lidolmix]

moo deng are you ready to be deep fried

[fka schmev @kevintried]

@gnluvme this hasn’t aged well

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[fka schmev @kevintried]

never thought i could hate florida more

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

florida’s fucked my god

[fka schmev @kevintried]

@CoochieReloaded taste

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

My agenda today:

• Vote
• Drag Show
• Abortion at lunch
• Vote again
• Sex change in a prison bathroom
• Put tampons in the men's room
• Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift
• Eat pets for dinner in Springfield
• Take "illegals" to vote

[fka schmev @kevintried]

girls why are we bullying her, it’s a bit too much

[fka schmev @kevintried]

i actually think this was my gay awakening

[fka schmev @kevintried]

is she dropping new music right now?

[໊ @wynrosei]

ruins my mood when i say “girl” to a guy and he says “i’m not a girl” like damn babygirl relax