travis pastrami

i did it all for the gnocchi & nothing i say is ever advice.

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨🗣️ LeBron James on who he’s supporting at the World Cup:

“Portugal is gonna be my second favorite team to win it all at the World Cup. Of course United States comes first, but after that? I’m with Portugal.” 🇵🇹

[travis pastrami @rickyxrod]

@ChigaCzr 3-2 psg

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@CryptoMichNL @Liathetrader Suggesting bitcoin for this situation in particular is insane 😂

[travis pastrami @rickyxrod]

@buffermet @soby0x You’re born that way

[travis pastrami @rickyxrod]

😂 well if Eric Trump says so…

[The Bitcoin Conference @TheBitcoinConf]

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[MadridistaTV @madridistatvYT]

Grew up thinking this was normal 😭

[travis pastrami @rickyxrod]

@AtifAlgarni @_onlyscott Isn’t Cancelo at Barca?

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@NealGardner_ @vanmide This “depth” you speak of will age like milk, I have bookmarked this post to come back to in the summer

[Ayla @iamaylah_]

Wayne Rooney called this goal the best in Premier League history! 😮‍💨

[travis pastrami @rickyxrod]

Tweet of the year

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

[travis pastrami @rickyxrod]

@rfkenmore I don’t why this garbage post came up on my feed but fashion people like yourself are always elitist weirdos, you shouldn’t be taking photos of people in public for starters and this post says more about you than them, happy Sunday!

[travis pastrami @rickyxrod]

So go to LA and avoid SF like the plague, got it

[Shweta @shweta_ai]

LA may be where the hottest people from your high school live but SF has all the valedictorians

[travis pastrami @rickyxrod]

@PhilSustainable Paying for parking upstate is hysterical, it’s the sort of place you just end up in.

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@AliceFromQueens Literally 50th state id want to live in

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@pedroqwara @BiazitaGomes Pedro, as a fellow Portuguese person, you are a loser, fortunately the Portuguese that make decisions aren’t like you.

[travis pastrami @rickyxrod]

@JoshMcAtee @RampCapitalLLC These are amazing 🤣

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@RampCapitalLLC I just eat the rye chips

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@arpitrage @Itsjoeco I can’t believe you people are teaching other people, no wonder they’re leaving unemployable

[travis pastrami @rickyxrod]

@JohnSurico How many corners have you done today?

[travis pastrami @rickyxrod]

@datingbyblaine I stopped reading after 27 and late 40s, she’s in it for money, he’s in it for her body, the oldest, most lame story there is