Kevin Wheatley

HelloI'mKevinwhothehellareyou

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@ThomasAwful Courtney Cox, Will and Jada Smith, Christine Baranski, Bernadette Peters, Tony Hale, Paul Reiser... I’ve actually never worked with a shitty celebrity.

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@BenjaminJS Oh my God, that’s true

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@jacobgivens Ahhhhahaha

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@luther_vandraws I agree with you on just about everything, but not this, ever. Daylight savings is glorious. May it reign forever.

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@luther_vandraws That’s me today!

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@adamcarolla sweet sweet nectar

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@OriginalFunko Raising Arizona!

[collin @guyschoiceaward]

HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST

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@luther_vandraws That bums me out for some reason...

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@OriginalFunko

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@OriginalFunko I want an Audrey 2 figure. Please consider Little Shop of Horrors.

[Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli]

Here’s what people really want from tech:

• Instagram – chronological timeline
• Spotify – let us block artists
• Amazon – don’t create an inescapable surveillance panopticon
• Facebook – don’t end democracy
• Snap – more filters

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@erictomscomedy We had a complicated relationshio. Steve was a genius but a shitty roommate. He will be missed.

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@lennonparham @Jessica_StClair That's why you two are the best

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

#HappyValentinesDay #TheOriginalFarmersMarket

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@luther_vandraws Either way I love your tweets. Vivid juggling of language. I should be back in Cali soon. Let’s hang

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@luther_vandraws Luke, I’m serious, you’ve got a way with words.

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@adamcarolla Definitely not... https://t.co/5Cu2fE7tEz

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@luther_vandraws Are you being sarcastic? Is it actually funny? I never watched...

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@luther_vandraws Great, now I need a Waffle House shirt.