Kevin W.

Some guy. Age 41. Smells good. Invented bottled water that tastes like it came from a garden hose.

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@NoahCRothman @jaketapper Can you tell me why in the world you’re platforming National Review? Or should I wait for the grifter panel discussion?

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@GameXplain Ehhhhhh not in the mood.

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@realDonaldTrump You’re a dork.

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@JDVance You’re a dork.

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@nytimes I don’t know what acerbic means, but it’s either very complimentary or SUPER racist.

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@Jason1Goff That gif psychically hurts me.

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@iam_smx Dorks.

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@drmistercody To be fair, most people don’t point and laugh at dumpsters.

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@AdamIsAbsurd34 @dan_bernstein This explains why he was excited for Tyler Palko.

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@jaketapper This is such a weird sentiment after your industry colleagues literally resigned out of principle, not newspaper cancelations, resulting in fewer journalists.

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@TheAVClub Nooooo…

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@youyve @americfootball This is wonderful!

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@timheidecker Beautiful artwork/font selection.

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@jaketapper @IsaacDovere Do you ever get tired of giving @DougJBalloon content?

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@marcorubio Do you ever get tired of being you? It seems awful.

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@elonmusk Live shot of Elon hitting send on a tweet:

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump The scale of your mom is jaw-dropping.

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@DanhausenAD @matt_brannigan Heh heh…I don’t need Danhausen at all anymore.

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@theamericapac Guarantee the girl in this super fresh meme will be voting for Kamala Harris you dorks.

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@BDZimmy @chrisemma1 @dan_bernstein the game is also a mess. That’s bad. But you get your choice of topping! That’s good!