the patron saint of soup

just a trained chimp dancing to the organ music. I'm wearing a thong in this picture. sub-human on Snapchat... I dare you.

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@sparkle_scatter well, I clearly don't have enough body hair. 😄

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

my guilty pleasure

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

https://t.co/xGv1xAHjFW

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@elyeathea yes, why would you be thinking about my boss?

[Skyler Steele @TheRealSkySteel]

If you see this and agree with what I’m saying, please feel free to retweet it. If you see it and disagree, chances are you’re who I’m talking about, in which case go F*** yourself.

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@elyeathea I could lend you my gas mask for next time. 😃

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@StephenMatt73 @elyeathea @Be_Mine_69 what a festering dung-heap of a "human"!

Ely, I'm so sorry you and other women are subjected to this kind of crap.

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@TwitsDrink Congratulations to our fearless leader!

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@Moon_River05 @elyeathea define "average sized" please. 😁

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@elyeathea with all the fistin'
if I wear my Fitbit
I can get my steps in

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@elyeathea

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@elyeathea

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@elyeathea well, at least have some soup..?
and please do get better.

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@elyeathea excellent!
my work here is done. 😀😂😁😏

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@DizzyTypeBroad wait 'til she discovers coffee. 😅

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@elyeathea do not ever not nap!
hope you feel better soon.

you should have some soup.

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@elyeathea I can't think of any position that would enable me to make my beans touch anyone's egg.

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@GodisntaHo @elyeathea what kind of candy bar?
and was it "fun-size"?

[the patron saint of soup @kevlo23]

@elyeathea well, Tuesday is really just the second Monday of the week.

[Peter Frampton @peterframpton]

I have posted this before but ..

26 years ago, a gunman entered
Dunblane Primary School in Scotland,
killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK
govt responded by enacting tight gun
control legislation. In the 9400+ days
since, there have been a total of O
school shootings in the UK.