Kev

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

actually obsessed with finding a song for the first time and instantly knowing it’s going to completely resequence ur dna and alter the course of ur life forever

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i'm inventing a new card in soccer that the ref shows when something Beautiful happens

[Kev @kevmcgrath_]

@alix_wins looking at any non-baseball athlete: “whoa they’re really fit”

[Vert @VertStabs]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
🗣️ 📺 AFTER REVIEW 📺 🗣️
🗣️ 🔟 NUMBER 10 🔟 🗣️
🗣️ 🇵🇾 PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 🗣️
🗣️🫢 COVER HIS MOUTH 🫢 🗣️
🗣️ 👨🏼‍⚖️ DECISION IS 👨🏼‍⚖️ 🗣️
🗣️ 🟥 RED CARD 🟥 🗣️
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[Mike Stanislaw @mikestanislaw]

My god

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

Fox is going to have people learning Spanish as a second language because their coverage of the World Cup is so ass they’re switching to Telemundo

[Kev @kevmcgrath_]

@alix_wins and i in France

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

im not american im californian

[ayan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ayanyx]

8yr old niece just said there’s a country in the world cup called “doctor congo”

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Haim is way too LA-coded to justify this.

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Bat | 🐅 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

i'm woke but not woke enough to stop deadnaming the oakland athletics

[𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 @ferretallen]

Man FUCK those unwritten rules, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

The key reason the Disney Star Wars era has been such a flop is that they haven’t meaningfully utilized Kit Fisto.

[Steve Palec @stevepalec]

Yankee’s Aaron Judge is indeed a large man but he completely disappears behind my double cheeseburger.

[bart @soxbart]

The bullpen immediately after benches clear

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[Mike @hammerito]

Damn it’s wild that a guy named Home Run hit an absolute bomb to right too

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[Naomi ☭✄ || lesbian arc @thetransbianest]

how old were you when you realised neil armstrong is gnorts mr alien backwards??