Kev

You know why I don't model? I can't tell you cause there's guys here

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@RobertsEmma in @HolidateNetflix do you think you would’ve been capable of washing off your own back after the uncomfortable laxative scene or was it necessary for the hot guy to wash the shit off your back

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This song makes me want to go to a wedding #uptownfunk

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Wow that was comfy almost like English class

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This svedka is perfectly infant size!

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Oh no my pants are expanding

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Ahh I missed Elmhurst. I didn't know I did but...

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If only there was an avocado toast restaurant

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"Independent bad bitches, put your hands up"- DJ Khaled . More tweets to come following the end of this litty hell semester

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Wow that is some GREAT tire pressure!!

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No it's not a kev quote. It's just a fact of life

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And you all know how much I love vodka *see tweet 8/22/16 for reference

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I was supposed to go out tonight but instead I look like an egg #softboiled

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You could throw it to different zip codes and I'd catch it

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Wow that hit me like a yak attack

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Ahhh. It smells like high school down here

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How do we feel about blue cheese?

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It's better than frickin fonduing broccoli

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Hm I might learn a new language over break

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Alcohol is my boyfriend. #screwcuffingseason #itsblackoutseason