Kevin Sorrell

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@Saracens

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@nofsky @CarpeDiemCup Attack the day lads. #carpediem

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@Saracens @StoneX_Official @CityIndex Who do I speak to about Shawsy’s time being invalid? I was told I had to rebuild the cup tower after 1 fell off. He destroyed his tower, was allowed to continue and is in 1st place on the leaderboard

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@TonyDiprose8 Also very honoured. This has definitely surpassed the 25m swimming badge that Miss Goldsmith presented to me

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@SimonRaiwalui Still are Si

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

No cell phone. Just a man watching Tiger with a Michelob Ultra.

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@SanjayWills @Saracens @Alex_goode0 @StoneX_Official Remind me what shape a drum is again……

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@viallia6 Cast for the remake of ‘dads army’ announced…….

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@Craiggamble2 @sharpiejas Like it. Not seeing the telescopic ball retriever in his bag, schoolboy error. #scubagolf

[LADbible @ladbible]

See the match?

Which one?

Dunno.

[Political Partridge @PoliticalAP]

“Why do BIRDS suddenly appear...”

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@Saracens @andy_edwards I’ve had lots of positive feedback. Thinking I’ve been shortsighted having the same haircut for 25 years #grade3backandsides

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@davidflatman Sports casual look as well. #backofthenet

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@clivepsharkey @HealthWayFound So he tells me.......but I’m not sure he qualifies for the ladies over 70’s category

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@JCthecandyman Best fluke of the season, I’ll give you that.

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@WinchmoreHillCC What about Matt?

[West Ham Clips @WestHamClips]

Tottenham 3-3 West Ham - Alternative Commentary

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@TonyDiprose8 I don’t remember that game, what happened?

[Kevin Sorrell @kevsorrell]

@rpetty80 @TomShanklin Could never shift the ‘utility’ tag after that game

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

"Okay, so I'll see you at seven!"

- "Yeah! But don't forget that Britain's best plan for saving lives is to close the pubs one hour earlier."

"Okay so shall I see you at six or do we just drink faster?"