Caleb Jung

united states air force, jmu dropout, alpha sigma phi

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

Why did Youtube recommend a clip of the first few mins from the movie Up, now I’m sitting trynna eat my food, bawling my fucking eyes out, cool thanks

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

@ashleymjonesss It’s hot

[Superdrunkmark69 @cjzer0]

Drake shouts out Arya Stark

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

Dear @ovi8,

It's not goodbye, it's see you later.

Yours truly,
SC

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

Mistakenly thought I was turning 24 this year instead of 23 and gave myself a mini-heart attack

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

When you lose your magic wand but you gotta stay strapped https://t.co/f3XKOoQNUC

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

Checking my bank statement on the flight back to Fl after a week of visiting home has become a very depressing ritual

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

@Pepper_Brooks__ @jackdominick11 jack stfu after the hundreds of hours you’ve spent watching league streamers

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

Hangovers are getting so much worse, I thought our bodies were supposed to be in our prime at this age..

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

@court_hale Had to make sure this was Court Hale. Checked again, it is. Still don’t believe it.

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

@Demetriadeez La-myun

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

@jackdominick11 Own goal to top it off

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

I refuse to play second fiddle to anyone. Except when I played violin in an orchestra, where I actually played second chair violin.

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

When someone says good afternoon to you at 5:59. Cutting it close there, cutting it REAL close

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

I always get to where I am going by walking away from where I have been
-Winnie the Pooh

[Sarah @sarah_syme]

so drunk that he lifts up his sleeve even though the tattoo is on his wrist i’m ded https://t.co/khjP3wTGxU

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE THE 2018 #STANLEYCUP CHAMPIONS! #ALLCAPS

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

Finally.

[Caleb Jung @key_rimee]

Nothing sketchier than a Spirit Airlines flight. I might die but hey, im saving money