Corey Schaefer

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

That is a horrendous call and ABS cannot come soon enough.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

All the latest injury designations 👇👇👇

[Corey Schaefer @corey_schaefer]

@Superman #stop

[Corey Schaefer @corey_schaefer]

I am excited about the Dan Quinn hire

[Forbes @Forbes]

EXCLUSIVE: Dan Snyder Hires Bank Of America To Sell Washington Commanders https://t.co/vXct0SpfN2

[Corey Schaefer @corey_schaefer]

@BCafferky @dfitz17 Me too

[Corey Schaefer @corey_schaefer]

Me “2022 Virginia Tech football will be different”

2022 Virginia Tech football:

[Corey Schaefer @corey_schaefer]

@DragonflyJonez The fact that my wife only knows Giannis from his chick fil a order tells you all you need to know (first two were Lebron and Steph)

[Corey Schaefer @corey_schaefer]

@PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme

[Corey Schaefer @corey_schaefer]

Texting my wife this afternoon and uh should I be worried @BarstoolBigCat? She must have heard you’re a big physical presence. I do love how she classified it as a “hot take.” @PFTCommenter @hen_ease

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Nationals fans after losing Soto

[Corey Schaefer @corey_schaefer]

Jack Del Rio and Brad Cornelson meeting on who is the most disappointing coordinator

[Corey Schaefer @corey_schaefer]

I don’t think the broadcast mentioned Justin Hamilton’s name once all night. Good thing we don’t care #hokies

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

night game in Lane…… GOOSEBUMPS

need this entrance, 6pm tonight on ESPN

[Corey Schaefer @corey_schaefer]

Thanks for the memories boys. Sad day but ready for the next Nats run

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Hold on hold on hold on. Her sister was a witch right? And what was her sister? A princess, the wicked witch of the east bro. You're gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that I'm wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble, Doug. Grow up bro, grow up.

[Corey Schaefer @corey_schaefer]

@colemigs3 For Max I’d do anything

[Mark Zuckerman @MarkZuckerman]

Kyle Schwarber on this homestand:
8 homers
4 leadoff homers
3 multi-homer games

Nats lead 3-1 in the 5th.