Keyan Aliaskari

dog dad, musician, security engineer

[Keyan Aliaskari @keyanaliaskari]

@SamaHoole There are biodegradable dog waste bags. They work great. Been using them for years, and they don't leak. I guess that tech is reserved for dog shit

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@intifada @edsheeran I think he kinda looks like Bill Gates

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@ChefGruel @drdrew Elon Musk did an ok job but I think we need fucking Gordon Ramsay in there to deep clean that shit

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@walterkirn Hollywood 2.0?

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@DrTedros @LukeJLindberg @WFP This is somewhat off-topic, but I was at a farmer's market this morning, and an older couple who has been selling meat, eggs and produce there for years said to me - "does it seem to you that people are getting weird?" My response: "Yes, weirder and weirder." Food for thought.

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@jeffreytucker I smiled. Coincidentally I had a dream once that I was lounging poolside with Donald sipping drinks, just the two of us. He was talking shit on people.

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@Morrissey_is_OK @MozzeriansATW Is that Andy on bass?

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@elonmusk Does Starlink come with those?

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@nogps1 Funny, they appeared to take a break here on Labor Day.

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@Analog_Hearts75 I am hopeful that they will play again. The idea has been teased. Best live band I've seen.

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@ABridgen Is the goal just wanting more? If so, that's not sustainable. Look at the progress of the cell phone for example. Its value seems to be plateauing at best.

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@SenRandPaul There is a lot more to be done for sure

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@DrKatLindley Which came first, the toilet or the sewer? People seem to have a tenancy to do the cart-before-horse thing.

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@walterkirn I've been in IT since AOL, and I think we should quit trying to improve stuff all the time and instead focus on more novel ideas for profit - in general. We used to be more creative, less lazy perhaps? Make people smart again maybe.

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@SteaknShake What kind of cheese is that?

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@countyhwy Meanwhile, I can't find a job as a security engineer worth shit. I should have stayed in Hollywood. 🤣

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@brownstoneinst I love this.

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@walterkirn You must get the good stuff

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@catturd2 What's her name from Alias does that too

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@quakes99 What about waste and waste water from nuclear power plants? You're going to need a sewer before you build a toilet. Sorry in advance if I ruined your day.