Jared

Why

[he/theyo kojima @sleepdealerrr]

chinese warron zevon: i saw a werewolf with a menu in his hand

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[keel🌦 @keelyclove]

how nice it is to have a sweet creature to come home to

[Jared @keyboardtrashJB]

@KappEpsiThet

[Jared @keyboardtrashJB]

Im like the blue m&m

[Jared @keyboardtrashJB]

@Ma1sybean stopping domeowstic terrorism

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[Jared @keyboardtrashJB]

@MattWalshBlog How can you talk about other people like that

[かかし @kakasi_2020]

#twinpeaks

[さけのみ🍺@面白ツイート @Sakenmilove]

ダクトの吸引力エグすぎて肉吸い込まれてく

[Jared @keyboardtrashJB]

@Ma1sybean ai shit made computer parts too spendy. Only way PS/Xbox keep prices down is private contracts w parts manufacturers :(

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

"the backrooms are lynchian" -- no. it is time for you to find new words to convey the experience of what you are feeling

[pisssippa @pisssippa]

i have the day off work my shower drain is clogged my grass needs to be mowed im almost out of food and i need to buy clothes for a wedding tomorrow but im sitting at my computer eating popsicles and making a nine vicious type beat #ThisIs25 #NotMid20sYet

[Jared @keyboardtrashJB]

translation: PLEASE see our movie OH GOD PLEASE! we just saw a balance sheet and it is NOT GOOOD!!!!!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Robert Downey Jr. says AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY has found the answer to a question that has loomed over Marvel since INFINITY WAR (2018) and ENDGAME (2019):

“How do you not have these films be a letdown after an ‘Infinity War’ and an ‘Endgame?’”

Downey says Marvel has “labored long and hard” on the film’s structure and characters, adding that there’s “something going on in DOOMSDAY and forward” that serves as the franchise’s antidote to that challenge.

(via CBR)

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive