Jay Hassell

[Philip Stewart @PhilipStewartNY]

We’ve got a new @JetBlue aircraft to show off! ✈️ Introducing our @Airbus A220-300 and “Hops” tail design! 📸 @HelloJetBlue @AirbusInTheUS #avgeek

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

Set your TV up for a 4-Up Picture Grid now, Kitten Bowl VII is on Hallmark Channel starting at 4pm/c & Puppy Bowl XVI is on Animal Planet starting at 5pm/c 🐱🐶 🏈

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

https://t.co/HCJMZK2S7u

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

Everyone always gave me hate for supporting LSU. I’m not from there, nor do I reside. I always support crazy plays & tonight should prove no differently.

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

*John Connor: "Hey Janelle, 'The Last Jedi' is the best of all the 'Star Wars' movies, right?"
Janelle: "Of course, honey! Come on home, so we can watch it."
*Hangs up telephone*
*The Terminator: "Your foster parents are dead."

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

CDC says to say no to eating raw cookie dough. Temptation, Appetizing, & Salmonella are all 10 letter words. Coincidence?! #WashYourDough1st

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

Fairytale game & a fantastic ending! #SECChampionship

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

Bruce Buffer is always dressed so slickly! #UFC229

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

How many dogs do you have ? https://t.co/dEIQ7C2fKm

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

Gonna be a riot in New Orleans at the 'SilverDome, Brother!' when Roman Reigns wins tonight! #WrestleMania34 🚨🚨🚨🚨

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Turn it side ways.... it looks like a dead duck ! https://t.co/UM92pqn7TT

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

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[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

The new XFL with Colin Kaepernick?!

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

No, Google. I wanted "Bestiality in Alabama" not "Best Cities in Alabama". ;-P

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

US Government Shuts Down Flat-Earther's Rocket Launch https://t.co/0Zw665zf8n via @LiveScience
They should have let him do it and stream it pay per view, and donate all the money to NASA

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

When your gingerbread house skills could be a Trap House Mansion...

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

So ready 2 buy this "on-sale" TV that was mis-manufactured & couldn't be placed on straight market, so it's 4 sale 2 help their bottom line.

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

I can't believe Starbucks is open on Thanksgiving how selfless & thankless can they...*Welcome to Starbucks what can we make for you today?*

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

After Slamming Bitcoin As A Money Laundering Tool, JPMorgan Busted For Money Laundering | Zero Hedge https://t.co/RcA7mmr2rg

[Jay Hassell @Keybumpasaurus]

Tonight is the ESPN 30for30 special on 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair! To be the man, you have to beat the man! Whooo! #ESPN30for30 #RicFlair