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Everything is in its right place🌞🪬

[Albert Ortega @AlbertOrtegaES1]

El comunicado entero del presidente de la Federación de Fútbol de Jordania donde denuncia el chantaje de Infantino a cambio de brindarle su apoyo.

Es durísimo.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING

Former U.S. intelligence officer Josephine Guilbeau:

“For a year, I’ve watched Israel burn children alive.”

“You don’t care about American values. You’re destroying this country. You should all be ashamed.”

Respect to you, soldier. 👏

[mika @mikasagrada]

ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente:

• recebeu o salário
• comeu algo gostoso
• ninguém encheu o saco
• voltou para casa
• dormiu:

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

Living paycheck to paycheck used to be a temporary phase. Now it’s a permanent lifestyle for people with degrees, dual incomes, and good jobs.

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Talarico: “The president of the United States just said that I insulted Jesus. You wanna know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare while cutting taxes for billionaires. You know what insults Jesus? Deporting the stranger and separating babies from their mothers. You know what insults Jesus? Bombing innocent school children in #Iran and sending our brave men and women off to die in another forever war. You know what insults Jesus? Covering up the #Epstein files and then refusing to prosecute a single person in them.”😳

[susan abulhawa | سوزان ابو الهوى @susanabulhawa]

the largest mass funeral in recorded history, and not a peep from mainstream western media.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A$AP Rocky and Rihanna in Barbados

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

More than 30 Flock cameras cut down, smashed and spray-painted across Texas this year

[Hey Jo🤍 @joe_jo9]

‘We’re just getting started’ might be the funniest thing Greg Abbott has ever posted. After 11 years as governor and 30 years of Republican control, that’s not a slogan. It’s a confession. Thirty years in charge, and he’s acting like they just inherited the job. 🤣🤣🤣

[mati @m9rdock]

yo cuando me acuerdo del “PARATE PUTO” que le dijo gallardo a harry kane

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🇨🇳🇺🇲🇮🇱 NEW: Chinese President Xi Jinping:

“In the world we live in, two countries are as dangerous as a plague: the United States and Israel.

If the world is to be saved from a Third World War, Israel and the United States will need to be stripped of their nuclear weapons.”

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing thier gov has been illegally taxing them for over a year and billionaires are getting the refund instead of the customers

[حمزة 𓂆 @probablyhamza]

The weather is so hot so here's a list of things you need to watch out for:
1. how you speak to me

[Real Kamufu @uplegend1]

To all my Texans who “don’t do politics”, I know yall do WEED! So get yalls butts to the polls in November.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC:

“This bill is insane.

Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels.

This ban is a gift to the cartels.

We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst. 

Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace.

We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier.

I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump.

To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”

[jezz @JezziiB]

Texas just made weed a felony after over 70% of voters voted to legalize it. Is this what we call a democracy when the representatives of a state will openly defy the will of voters because incarceration rates went down so much and prisons lost money? Texas is a fucking republican-ran hellhole.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

He’s not Muslim. He’s Christian. He’s not brown. He’s white. He’s also pro-Israel.

He killed people. A mass shooter. Terrorist.

Why is this not going viral?

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

Indian Railways rejected my project 🥲

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

Mexico's former spy chief Tomas Zeron is wanted in Mexico and subject to an Interpol red notice for orchestrating the 2014 kidnap and murder of 43 university students. Guess which country is hiding him and refusing to extradite as punishment for Mexico's votes at the UN? Correct