The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍

🔑 Suno creator. Host of Caricanálisis and Suspended Animation. PEV enjoyer. Videographer. Former C.O.O. of RSD. 🚪

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American already received a parking ticket

Then this New York Police Department traffic officer named Shaheed came up and wrote him a second ticket

Obviously the American is upset so he films the officer and the officer starts yelling, denying it, demanding to stop being filmed

It’s already starting…. These people foreigners and we need to stop pretending this is okay to enforce laws against Americans. Send them all back home

[Samswara @samswoora]

Wish toyota dealerships in the US were staffed by actual japanese instead of old drug dealers from my high school

[Fusilli Spock @awstar11]

When you accidentally prove a point you weren’t trying to make

[James Fishback @jamesfishback]

Gun waiting periods are reckless and unconstitutional. Why should someone whose life is in danger have to wait 3 days (Florida) or 30 days (Minnesota) to be able to defend themselves? A right delayed is a right denied.

[Saint Charlie🇵🇸🦈🐝™️ @PollyVinyl1]

Well, the first time a Jew did a bad thing to me is when Robert Maxwell took over the publishing of the history books supplied to the schools I went to as a child. Those textbooks planted the seed that the Israelis were a forlorn bunch of refugees from the Holocaust, and evil “terrorists” surrounded them in the Middle East.
These books portrayed the problems in Israel as complex and confusing, claiming religious differences, land squabbles, suicide bombers, bible tales, long-worded failed peace agreements, and a whole slew of hard to pronounce names.
The books (intentionally, I believe) made the whole situation that was on the other side of the world so confusing, that growing up, I completely tuned out whenever the Middle East was mentioned, vaguely charting in my head that the Israelis were the good guys over there, somewhere.
And that half-assed belief system stayed with me up until about 10/09/23, when, after three years of training on how to see past the propaganda the mainstream media pumped out during Covid, I took a closer look at the reports coming out of Israel, and saw that it was even worse. Lies that could be debunked with a five minute search, claims so unreal that they were laughable.
And I watched the bombs drop, and they just kept dropping… on crowded streets, schools, and hospitals. I heard Israel’s leaders call for collective punishment and starvation of a captive population, along with the children.
I realized that I had been lied to my entire life, by a bloodthirsty death cult, who was doing nothing more complicated than murdering the indigenous people, just as the Europeans did here in America.
Those textbook lies were the first time I was harmed by a Jew—a Zionist Jew, to be sure, because Zionism is nothing but a big, fat lie.

[Goy Gems @GoyGems]

"Brown Study" by @FoxfordComics

[Historias Impact Eng @AzratemES]

I'm finally reaching my FAVORITE part of this entire story.

Literally EVERYTHING I've built up to this point has been leading to this moment.

And no, I'm not even talking about the final battle or the double Expelliarmus!

I'm going to be EXTREMELY demanding with myself. I'll generate and regenerate every single prompt as many times as it takes to make this THE MOST EPIC MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE MALFOID UNIVERSE.

I refuse to settle for anything less. 🔥💚🐍

[varrock @varrock]

Black communities: "please help us we are so poor and have no resources"

Developer: "ok here's a $10b datacenter and $54 million dollars a year and $20 million on top for you guys and also a bunch of local jobs all we want is that vacant lot"

Black communities: "no"

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

if you have an affair with an alleged "Chinese spy" (zero actual evidence provided), you are not allowed to be a CEO or politician in the US or West in general. But if you are married to an Israeli fanatical genocidal Zionist Mossad asset, that's a plus and no one dares touch you

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

it's time

[MissionControl @Miss1onControl]

Oh my god she has name………

SHE HAS A NAME!!!!!!

[The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍 @Keymaker_co]

@FernandaAiub @collectdust Read under here: https://t.co/r4g4TJaCRG

[KeeZePlease @KeeZePlease]

@Keymaker_co @collectdust Are you saying a lack of ascorbic acid causes all of those?

[The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍 @Keymaker_co]

@KeeZePlease @collectdust Read about it here: https://t.co/wsjPYoUiaX

[The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍 @Keymaker_co]

@KeeZePlease @collectdust The dr who discovered vitamin C took 8g a day. According to AI, there's a limit of how much you can absorb/transport so based on this I take 4g a day, that is 1000mg dissolved in my drink with every meal, and 1000mg before bed. But you have to take many other vits for collagen.

[ⓘSome Dogs have thumbs @MorlockP]

Doctors are the absolute worst most arrogant rent seekers in the entire world and I hope AI puts 90% of them on he street

[Serf @RoyalSerf]

DEAR GOD SELL NOW

[Lia the Trader 👸💸 @Liathetrader]

I deleted my previous post because I don’t want to come across as an anti-vaxxer. I’m 100% pro-science and pro-vaccination. But today was one of the scariest experiences I’ve had as a first-time mom.

My almost 10-week-old baby, who barely ever cries and is usually all smiles, suddenly started screaming bloody murder after he received his 2 months routine vaccines. The kind of screaming that makes you think your child is in excruciating pain. I was absolutely hysterical.

At 7 p.m., I found myself calling 911 and the pediatrician, terrified something was seriously wrong.

Here’s what made it so frightening: the rotavirus vaccine carries a very rare risk of intussusception, a potentially life-threatening condition where part of the intestine slides into another, causing severe abdominal pain. One warning sign is sudden, intense crying in waves and that was exactly happening.

At the same time, his thighs were red, swollen, and extremely painful from the injections. He was screaming, kicking his legs, and appearing to have cramps. Was it intestinal pain or pain from the injections? I had no idea.

After nearly an hour of trying to comfort him, he finally calmed down. We suspect his legs were hurting, but we can’t know for certain without an examination.

What would I do differently?

I would discuss spacing the vaccines about a week apart with our pediatrician, while still following the recommended age limits and completing every vaccine.

Not because I question vaccines or their benefits, but because experiencing several possible side effects simultaneously made it incredibly difficult to understand what was happening to my baby.

I understand that giving vaccines together is well studied and recommended as safe, and that spacing them out isn’t proven to reduce serious reactions.

But after today’s experience, I want to have that conversation before his four-month vaccinations.