Kirk Caramanico

Real. Human. Thoughts.

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Book release: Chance at Par https://t.co/OuzfHciYH1

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Watching the new open AI astra promo video then seeing a naked homeless man passed out face down in the dirt really was a fun juxtaposition on my morning walk.

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If you consumed a salad or a guacamole dip from any restaurant or grocery store, please get your affairs in order. We appreciate your contribution to earth. I’ll see you in Valhalla..

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@okadikeluc81 @trumplicans2024 lol this guy is talking nonsense. What you will see is homeless junkies trying to get high and old men surfing.

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Inflation has gotten so bad that reports show it would take you six hours of working in the kitchen to pay off one meal at Bon Jovi’s Soul Kitchen. Dang!!!

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@JesterJum I will be filing this as a contender for best tweet of all time. I will let you know

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Seeing a guy “looks maxing” in his ford bronco by smashing a coffee mug against his face while stopped at a light really is a fun sign of the times.

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“You’re so vain. I bet you think this song is about you”

By singing those lyrics you are actually making the song about him.

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Walking by a pack of boomers hearing them discuss guacamole during “these times” really is fun.

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BREAKING: Women will spend an average of 54,789 hours over a life span, searching for a perfect cup of coffee and a clean public bathroom.

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Look at the bright side. In the event of WWIII you will finally be able to eat all that Ramen you’ve been staring at for years in your secret pantry. Yum.

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Go ahead and put your life on hold until you have consumed the two latest rants from @TimJDillon

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@Shawn_Farash Too good man

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@RobProvince I hear antifreeze tastes really good also.

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@JesterJum It’s worse than that. Social Security does not hold a pool of money for you collecting interest as you describe. They take a look at your 10 best years. If other years are below that they don’t count.

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BREAKING: No one saw a song sung blue. After months of marketing the movie has vanished Into the abyss. Shocking

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@TheFigen_ Write your own song and sing it. Then we will see what you got

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@21WIRE Staged

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@BrooksElms Looks really fun to play with. No sense in fighting it at this point I guess. But this is the end of human creativity for art, film, music. How long until AI creates its own prompts telling its own stories?

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@nickshirleyy @elonmusk I love this but prediction; no one gets arrested

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@bryanbrosgolf True, George.