Keys

strawberry dr pepper is the best thing on earth. kurom-key 🙂‍↕️ key-romi 🙂‍↕️

[SCARY Dr. Cuck, MD. Esq. @shitmonster3000]

me and who

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

typa shit you find on your situationship’s mother’s Facebook after he made you cry so hard you threw up

[🎃scare-ahmotional👻 @sarahmotional]

If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”

[vince 𒉭 @sacrivex]

no, doctor, those aren't my "bpd traits". i'm just a yandere.

[lesbian jeff the killer @jeffdakillr]

When I'm too depressed to clean my room I like to tell myself that jeff the killer will be coming over. It doesn't work but it's a nice thought.

[Taylor @TaylorinAZ5]

Yeah but then you have to live in Tucson

[Belly Rowland @OJTheKing]

you kinda getting off light

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

twitter says I liked your post but actually I loved it I love you

[Pipe mommy @PipeMommy]

Man it would probably feel so good to pick up my 65 year old coworker by the ankles and dunk her head into a bucket of dirty water repeatedly

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

She looks like if Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman had a baby.

[✶ @suwibi_n]

the parental neglect didn't even affect me that much. it was being born inherently wrong that did most of the work

[Ned @Ned_stw]

Survive and Kill the Killers in Fortnite

[♱ breeziest ♱ @yxhmean]

a customer just came into my job wtf

[phojoshi @phojoshi]

Waking up at 5am and sitting in an hour of traffic just to play on my phone all day at work

[️VIP @tfbtgm]

Im the type to go thru yo roblox friends list

[nostalgia & history @internetpreai]

Mean Girls (2004) and House MD (2009)

[Keys @keys_7701]

i’m so envious that my like notifs don’t look like this

[Huntress Biden @mkultragirl_]

when the tweet kinda flops but this beautiful sight makes u feel like ur in a horsegirl movie where none of the kids at school understand you like your friends on the ranch

[xaivyn / axryn @xaiel0307]

"he cnnttt have brain cancer hes only sixt1s6 and shows no symptoms""he canatt have brin cancerer hes only 16 and shows no symptomoms"

pætienent: :: :

hhous e ::

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Carrie is so terrifying, imagine if women just bled from their vaginas like that