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slammer of keys

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@iGBAffiliate how do I purchase a networking pass as a company abroad? I represent an affiliate network who are based in Spain, but I live in England and want to attend iGB in Feb. Also I checkout I can't see space for TAX ID/take tax off as they are ES company.

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@AndrewDeacon20 @emilyhewertson Fair point, retracted!

[Ronan Mullen @RonanReigns]

It's impossible to explain to anybody how Clive Tyldesley and Ally McCoist are The B Team behind Sam Whathisface and Lee Dixon

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@NoContextBrits Alternate headline:

“Man pays £20,000 for haircut”

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@jjelf @NoContextBrits The article explains how he’s spent £20,000 of benefits money, mate.

So, if like me, you’re a tax payer in the United Kingdom; I think you’ll find we have kindly paid for it for him 🙃

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@talkSPORT Ronaldo.

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@fpl_tactician Sounds like a good plan to me.

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@sportbible An excellent character on Talksport every morning too. Him alongside Gabby, Laura Woods and Alan Brazil are a radio dream team.

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@Pitidog13 @Chunkz https://t.co/GFisx7eWVj

Doesn’t hurt to fact check yourself before you make unsubstantiated claims on the internet for attention btw. And this doesn’t represent all the undocumented times he has spoken against it during punditry.

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@Castro1021 Why would anybody be dishonest about their opinion on this question?

The answer is France.

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@liliaburdett @lucasaofficial_ @sportbible How could he possibly realise you’ve shaved your hair off from looking at a picture on the internet of a woman with a full head of hair.

C’mon, shaved hair woman. That doesn’t even make sense.

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

Anyone know if you can activate your WC after you’ve already confirmed transfers? Mrs has just took a -36 and is screwing 😂😂 #FPL

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@BigManBakar Is the wildcard my only real way out here? KDB to Haaland leaves a 4.6m mid and i’d still have an injured Rodrigo to deal with. 0m itb how do I fix this 😂

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@ffscout_az Haaland goals*

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@ffscout_az I never post so you might as well not follo. You reckon KDB could be a decent cap or am i just overthinking for the sake of it. Chance he involved with haaland goes so could be safety net to minimise gap? But Salah could also just score a hat trick so.. ah this game

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@ChaseSupportUK Tried multiple times already. Problem is they deal with you by saying “I’ll escalate your request to the relevant department”.

Meanwhile I’m out of pocket. How do I deal with that?

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@ChaseSupportUK Hey guys, I know you’re busy boosting customer acquisition atm.

However as an existing customer I need some support. I’ve a payment going through checks since Wednesday that supposedly takes ‘a few hours’, costing me money.

Any chance of some help?

[keyslamma @keyslamma]

@FPLHaul I didn’t accuse you of saying anything anti religious. I picked up on you calling him an arsehole for abiding by the guidance of his religion.

The 10000% thing is perhaps a tad eccentric, agreed. Calling for him to lose his job/partnership is a bit much though.