Kieran

[Cam @cam_nufc]

The “I want to be a legend here” lasted long. Just like Isak, you’re a rat bastard 👍🏻

[Yves Saint Laurent Robert @YSLRNUFC]

Oh no!!! An exciting young coach that won’t make Murphy captain and play Willock every week. He won’t put Woltemade in Defensive Midfield and make the same three subs on 60 mins. I’m terrified. #nufc

[A Game of Two Halves @CoachMeron]

Every Newcastle fan must watch this.

– Alex Crook nonsense media narrative shut down
– No excuses with Bournemouth losing 3/4 of back line last summer
– Good recruitment solves everything (what I agree with the most!)

#NUFC

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

We are devastated to learn of the passing of Kevin Keegan, one of the most iconic, influential and deeply loved figures in our club’s history.

Kevin was more than a legendary footballer and manager. He was the beating heart of Newcastle United for generations of supporters.

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 NEW: Labour MP Noah Law has asked FIFA President Gianni Infantino to delay Jarell Quansah’s red card suspension until after the World Cup

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Welcome to Newcastle United, Bazou 😍

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Bet you wouldn’t have a problem with English people packing out bars and celebrating England goals in Spain or Portugal having moved there.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this whatsoever unless you’re a prick.

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

Having had a bit of time to reflect on the sale of Sandro Tonali you have to say he didn’t really justify the love and affection he received.

Banned for 10 months shortly after joining for breaking gambling rules and the fans and club stood by him.

Brilliant in his second season and a huge part of the team’s success last year. Looked an elite midfielder.

Was mainly average in his third season and the noise about him leaving started in January.

He doesn’t leave a hero, he’s moved to earn more money in London, not to play for one of the elite clubs. But he doesn’t leave with the same toxicity as Isak because he handled exit with some decency and respect.

A good player but never a great one. A loss but not a hammer blow.

And, if we’re honest, not entirely sure he was ever that thrilled about signing for Newcastle in the first place. He said as much ahead of CL game against AC Milan shortly after he arrived #nufc

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❌ OFFICIAL: Scotland are OUT of the 2026 World Cup.

[Tyler @IAmMudded]

Make America Great Britain again is objectively hilarious, yanks are soft as fuck

[ßen @BCAFCBH]

Went to America, blew their life savings, managed one hugely deflected goal against the mighty Haiti, danced around at Baseball games to impress the Yanks and sent on their way home fuming with big Stevie.

Scotland. 👍

[vivi @jihadbian]

Declan rice is the slimiest footballer itw puts on the PR act of a nice respectable guy but embraces a man with 7 counts of rape

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

This is the blueprint. Help start the fire by excitedly reporting the interest. Add kindling to ensure it keeps burning by constantly tweeting the same thing with the words changed or moved into a different order.

Watch the fire spread, wait for the player to say he wants the move and then declare it’s up to the clubs to agree a fee. His current club didn’t want to sell but now the conditions for the buying club to succeed have been stoked and the wind is in their favour. Job done. And it will be repeated.

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Online racists think there are no consequences in real life lmao.

[dan @DanAV___]

another example of the yanks just playing loud music and them calling it an atmosphere #MakesYouThink

[caoimhe @lovinqmount]

you raped a woman so violently that her tampon was lodged inside of her uterus & it had to be removed with forceps. shut the fuck up

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

You're my super Lewis Hall 🎶🖤🤍

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Dan Burn over Lewis Hall is so ridiculous even Newcastle fans can't believe it

[Johanna Saunders 🕷🐇 @JohannaSaunders]

The UK voted the Tories out of office with a vengeance after more than a decade of mismanagement, corruption and scandals, so naturally the UK then opts to vote them all back into power again, under a different name, alongside the architect of the UKs decline via Brexit.
FFS.