aislingkerins

It’s grand like.

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

My ultimate fantasy is telling a stranger, “you need to wear a mask” and as they go off about fake news and hoaxes, I say “oh no, I’m sorry, it’s because you’re ugly.”

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

@AnnarosaMudd Amazing bee 🐝 I!!!

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

@ThreeCare cmere tryna sort out my prepaid sim before flying home for Christmas, I topped the credit up and now you’s are saying my account/ number isn’t valid - how do i contact anyone online? In USA can’t call. Plz help thx xoxo

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

Making a playlist for Roisins imminent visit to me and this is how deep cut I've gone #DustintheTurkey

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

Martin Short is the greatest. Hands down.

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

Now this is news!

[FOX6 News @fox6now]

An alligator is swimming in a Texas lake with a knife in its head https://t.co/GG3an7tuoz

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

That's rotton

[Insider @thisisinsider]

People in Texas know how to throw a nacho party 🔥

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

so let's stop giving him attention and work on repairing the damage this case has done to women who are now too afraid to come forward due to fear of being thought of as a liar and "out for something"

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

I work in one of the most expensive and best criminal defense law firms in Arizona. I know, if you have money and access to the best defense team that can poke holes in any case, you are good. So....ye ..Paddy Jackson...I'm done hearing bout you and how you were found not guilty.

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

I have zero sympathy for you. Any sponsor has a choice to sponsor who they want to and represents their brands culture. The fact of the matter is this case moved Ireland back again years in woman feeling comfortable coming forward in sexual assault cases.

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

The remix obviously

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

Think I'm gonna walk down the aisle to "I'm real" by JLo cause

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Gwyneth Paltrow genuinely did not know she was in "Spider-Man: Homecoming" so this adorable interaction from "The Chef Show" is easily my favorite thing on the internet today

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

"uggghgghh how do I get roped into these things?" ... immediately after I agree to attend something willingly

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

See if it was possible to read educational books like these, could possibly learn about the criminal justice system and policing but ya know ..education...is bad. Arizona, I thought since Arpaio was gone, you were getting better but guess not 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/dLD1qUKNAa

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

Didn't alabama NOT vote a pedaphile onto the senate narrowerly ? Like he lost by 2 or 3 percent? Are we that surprised? Alabama is.....em...nope can't think of anything nice to say! #AlabamaAbortionBan

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

What a cool guy

[azcentral @azcentral]

Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich shows off his nunchuck skills in Twitter clip. https://t.co/SHpR1JFzH8

[aislingkerins @kezzybells]

After listening to @ConanOBrien recent podcast with @jimmykimmel, i cannot believe i have lived in Phoenix for 9 months and not have eaten the greatest pizza in America @PizzeriaBianco. As a pizza connoisseur and obsessor, I am disappointed in myself #ForShame