karen guerra

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[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator

[Adam Rittenberg @ESPNRittenberg]

No matter how this Cubs season ends, the club should conduct a full review of its medical and training staff. So many injuries, setbacks and slow recoveries. Chalking it up to bad luck is deluding yourself.

Ask: What do they actually do well? Why would they deserve to return?

[c @chiyas365]

the key to liking a sport is not talking to men about it

[nico hoerner fc @extrainnnings]

why does alex bregman always do the absolute worst possible thing when he's at the plate with risp

[jelly @bruhjoint]

how i feel asking my non baseball friends if they wanna sit through 3 hours of guys standing and sometimes running with me

[maddie @madsssagascar]

we’re at the point of end stage evil society where when you tell your therapist that life doesnt feel worth living they dont even argue with you they just look at you like this

[maddy 🦈 @m4ddyness]

they cut to a draftkings ad in the middle of a moment of silence for a player who just died. you cannot overstate the depravity of our society.

[emily @north0fnorth]

“i just asked chatgpt and…” cool i just lost a significant amount of my respect for you

[karen guerra @kfcguerra]

just saw khaki joggers out in the wild. when will the pain end?

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work:

They don’t

[karen guerra @kfcguerra]

dudes love posting a fancy car that’s not theirs

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

NEW: Texas Congressional candidate Valentina Gomez releases video demonstrating the punishment she wants for illegal aliens who k*ll Americans.

"It's that simple: public executions for any illegal that r*pes or k*lls an American."

@ValentinaForUSA

[hatsune mijaru @m1jaru]

i love illegal immigration get tf in here bitch

[karen guerra @kfcguerra]

can’t stop thinking about how newborns are measuring in length instead of height

[sab @thespaceavenue]

this is what the US military was doing in iraq btw

[balkanka @missuonmylips]

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you

[karen guerra @kfcguerra]

it takes talent to make everything into a theracane the way i can

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

you could say i’m somewhat of an empath