Kris

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

[Kris @kfunk217]

@KVUE Drats

[Kris @kfunk217]

@RepPatFallon Constituent here 👋 definitely don't feel safe with the tactics being used to illegally deport individuals without due process, or with the violent crimes being committed by US citizens more than twice as likely than migrants in Texas alone. https://t.co/RnHS7Rnb0I

[Kris @kfunk217]

@RepPatFallon Hey @RepPatFallon, asking as a constituent- can you do your job or are you just going to go on Fox News and bloviate every day?

Due process of law is one of the cornerstones of the USA. You must demand that the illegally deported "Venezuelan" detainees be returned to the US.

[Kris @kfunk217]

@RaeannaMoore82 @wfaa Lol what

[Kris @kfunk217]

Putting your landlord on notice the next time they drop in by hanging a picture of Mao in your apartment

[rastapasta9 @rastapasta_9]

I am:

Pro-Zyn

Pro-student loan forgiveness

Pro-beer

Pro-4 day work week

Pro-roughing the passer

Pro-America

[Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock]

Felt appropriate to post this on Labor Day. Here are the merch cuts being taken by the venues on this upcoming tour. This is going to cause us to sell our merch for higher prices than we'd like to at certain venues. We think that sucks. 1/

[Kris @kfunk217]

@Kagss__ PREACH

[gingerbeard man @NikosRaves]

fdny vs nypd hockey ACAB lmfao

[Kris @kfunk217]

@SickNarg3nt Yolked

[Cam Heartless @camharless]

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet

46. Joe Biden

[Habanero Escobar @SickNarg3nt]

Restaurant Idea:

@chipotle meets @ColdStone meets @texasroadhouse meets @RealLunchables but it’s all Deviled Eggs…..

Let’s Talk.

[Kris @kfunk217]

Hi @TeamWoodGames Meerkat isn't working as it's written... Says it gives attack to adjacent friends but is giving attack to enemies as well when front pet is sniped :(

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

When you email me and CC my boss about a pre-holiday deadline

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Reminder that if you are in line for Dan Flashes when it closes, STAY IN LINE. You can still buy a complicated shirt.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Aaron Judge didn’t do shit. If you didn’t sacrifice the size of your nuts to make baseball watchable you don’t deserve to be celebrated. I’m not celebrating a coward who doesn’t have the guts to take steroids. Shout out to a Barry Bonds 🫡🫡🫡🫡

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

TODAY IS MY UNEARTH DAY! THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY SUE HENDRICKSON FOUND ME IN THE GROUND!

CELEBRATE BY CREATING CHAOS IN A MIDWESTERN CITY. EAT RAW MEAT OUTSIDE. SCREAM AT PUBLIC ART. MAKE AN ENEMY OF A STATUE. BULLY A MAMMAL. SECRETLY BE TENDER. SCREAM AT A ROCK IN THE SKY!

[Backstreets Magazine @backstreetsmag]

“I’m an unabashed megafan of Bruce Springsteen, so this is written with a somewhat heavy heart…” We know the feeling.

Dan Tapper: Bruce Springsteen and how not to do public relations
https://t.co/gzgHaSLzcG

[Backstreets Magazine @backstreetsmag]

Oh, and don’t let our tweeting quotes keep you from reading the entire @nytimes article. https://t.co/JhpR6zFWlq

You’d miss gems like this:

“After days of this sort of commentary, Mr. Springsteen and his camp had heard enough.”

[follow me on Blue Sky @thescreendoor]

A #ticket 🧵on Springsteen:

In the last 25 years I estimate that I have seen about 700 concerts & well over 1,000 performances.

I’ve written professionally about a slew of these shows, I’ve bought tickets during pre sales, regular on sales, day-of, & in the parking lot. 1/