Masha Vadimovna

Academiqueer Dingus. Freek Binch. Medievalist. Heller. A mouthy, ambitious, disaster bi feminist banshee being the trouble I want to see in the world. She/They.

[Masha Vadimovna @KGBeast666]

*verklempt intensifies*

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

In honor of @Beyonce blessing New Jersey with her presence this weekend, I hereby proclaim the Irreplaceable lyrical genius “Queen Honey-Bey” of the Garden State.

I hope this weekend is a Party to remember. #BeyHive

[Julie Marchiano @juliemarchiano]

Things are not “Gucci” my man, things are Mossimo for Target at best

[Masha Vadimovna @KGBeast666]

@rouji Yeah your mattress sucks 🥴

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Muting everything that has to do that damn author and those fucking books and that goddamn video game

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

imagine waiting in line to pay your respects to this

[💚💙 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rouji]

Nadja's boyfriend coming back across multiple lifetimes only to be beheaded in each one? Call that Infinite Jesk.

[Masha Vadimovna @KGBeast666]

@rouji @OlivierHennis I wanna go with you next year! Have a super time 😜

[fish marriage @corviiid]

when people don't like pacific rim for reasons like "oh it doesn't make sense" "oh it's dumb" FOOLS you miss the POINT which is LOVE MAKES ROBOTS PUNCH. what else do you WANT from a film. what else do you want from ART

[Tommy @peakbaio]

Hi, #SPNFamily. This is it. The 🧵.
I’m here with a request after talking to my dad over the phone for the 40th time tonight. Bombs are falling around his village. And while I could ask for money to send to him (which could literally SAVE his life), I’d like to be strategic.

[Kaius ⛔ ケイアス (they/them) @KaiuswithaK]

since this is getting a fair amount of traction: please review your sources very carefully when talking about this. this is an important and rapidly unfolding situation and as such many pieces of misinformation are going to be floating around twitter and other social media sites.

[💚💙 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rouji]

I just learned we have distant relatives I never knew about living in 🇺🇦. Keeping up with the news but don't have anything worthwhile to contribute on it, so here's this furry baby and encouragement to stay informed without turning to doomscrolling (do as I say, not as I do).

[tanager @FlyingTanager]

Saw a post about how the jokes about “bi means attracted to all women and .000001 percent of men” or “ugh I want to date a girl but I’m stuck with my stinky gross boyfriend” are the tenderqueer versions of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes: my discomfort has been validated

[fujoplasty @serenityfails]

dating profile: unfortunately for everyone around me, i have a lot of things to say about dean winchester

[TheLovaticOracle 🇭🇹 @TellMeYouLove_5]

If you are cooking in a crockpot and manage to make the meal taste nasty, then I'm actually afraid of you.

[C’Lah @mooretalkja]

You think you’re being a low-maintenance partner but you’re actually just afraid your partners won’t show up to your needs, so you pretend to not have any.

You should impact a space you’re in. It’s okay to require things from the people in your life.

You’re not ‘too much’.

[hey, i am adorable. @weiyikes]

The French title of "March of the Penguins" was "March of the Emperor," which led to perhaps my favorite commercial of all time. If you've never seen it, I am begging you: do yourself the kindness of watching this glorious piece of advertising:

[Masha Vadimovna @KGBeast666]

@rouji

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

This should bring a smile to everyone's faces.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

If you make a mistake, instead of thinking bad stuff about yourself just say CLASSIC JORTS. You wouldn’t be mean to me