mgk

buy the dip, sell the rip.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Denmark officials on @Tesla FSD (Supervised):

"After a thorough review and assessment of the technical documentation, the Danish Road Traffic Authority agrees with the RDW's assessment that the system will contribute positively to road safety by assisting the driver while driving. The Danish Road Traffic Authority therefore accepts the provisional type approval of FSD Supervised."

Approval from Belgium is expected soon as well. The FSD rollout across Europe is happening fast!

[Alexander Kristensen @LinkN01]

Denmark 🇩🇰 is now more technologically advanced than Sweden 🇸🇪

[Tesla Europe, Middle East & Africa @teslaeurope]

FSD Supervised now approved in Denmark 🇩🇰

Rollout will begin soon

[mgk @kgrchz]

@Knytanders hjärntvättade människor som inte har något bättre för sig tragiskt

[mgk @kgrchz]

@yxinsights basically dump?

[InOneScoop @InOneScoop]

Tesla. In hindsight Elon knew holding up the stock price at that valuation required endless carrots. 1. Cybertruck had 2 million reservations. It turned into hot air. 2. The compact car was coming (for 2 years) and Mexico factory was to build it. It friend into complete BS. 3. Operating a lithium refinery factory is license to print money. It opened and no measurable impact to bottom line. 4. The golden key was the dry battery process once it becomes a reality. It did but cell costs from China plummeted and it became a nothing burger. 5. Major manufacturers were in discussion with Tesla to license FSD and then poof it was all a dream. 6. The most famous.. half the US population will be served by robotaxis by year end 2025 (said before his comp vote). And poof .. last quarter it was replaced with “it doesn’t make sense to scale robotaxi faster if better FSD models are coming. 7. Another famous claim “Everyone that could afford a Tesla would want a Tesla the problem is high monthly payments and interest costs” .. horse sht. 8. Solar roof and solar city — let’s not go there’s. 9. DOJO .. for 3 years it was the golden egg project … poof entire team was let go and he has been beginning GPUs from Jensen since. 10. Thousands of Optimus will be doing useful things in Tesla factories before 2025 years end…. Poof. 11. I will reward long time Tesla shareholders if any of my private companies go public. We all got the middle finger. 12. “I won’t go through with twitter purchase” then sold tens of billions with out warning. 13. We all endured bidens ensuing legal warfare. 14. DOGE drama. 15. Filthy Public spat with the president and getting booted from the White House lawn. 16. Never ending political posts. 17. The most absurd retarded earnings calls of any public company. 18. The next even bigger carrot? Terrafab. 50 football fields long and it will produce billions of chips. Because no one can supply enough for what Tesla would need like a national federal autonomous taxi service that does a federal law for it is being willow walked, and an Optimus robot that would first need high production factories (2 years) then ramp (1 year or more) and no one knows if it will be like cybertrucks 2 million reservation claim. One of The greatest series of business fantasy borderline scams ever told. Sold it all and moved to Micron at $400 and everyday I ask myself how did I become so stupid to keep given him the benefit of the doubt. Looking back it was more about not wanting to accept my failure of holding it. His carrot traps kept that hope and goal posts moving. Blocked him and his retarded gang of influencers. If someone hurts you move on.

[mgk @kgrchz]

@chartingthemkt you’d be surprised how many elon fanboy’s there are

[mgk @kgrchz]

@saylor @Strategy pro tip, sell 32 bitcoin, watch it dip, buy back double or triple the amount, watch it go up and repeat

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@NUnl ASML should be treasured and supported. It is arguably the greatest company in Europe.

[mgk @kgrchz]

@DodgysDD nice thread, hindsight is 20/20 vs actually recognizing a dump before it happens and executing

[lord pretty flacko ⚔️ @smdcapital]

luckily for spacex since they’ll be buying tesla for less than $2T

and all the influencers on this app will convince you it’s a good deal 😂

funny part is, they don’t need to pay much of a premium for tesla - despite what people on this app make you believe?

why? simple

spacex owns grok

there is no optimus without grok

just as there is no tesla without musk

prediction: musk won’t do anything material at tesla this year to keep valuation low enough until spacex is ready to buy it

acquisition premium won’t matter bc tesla shareholders will be forced to approve any price

why?

bc elon is going to hold tesla hostage. don’t wanna approve? elon will say: fuck you then i’ll work on spacex. then tesla tanks 30%

shareholders will be begging for a bailout at $420-450 because the price will have gone nowhere rest of this year

to think that tesla will somehow rally with 0 catalysts this year is pure cope

and if spacex gets its hand on tesla, it will take another 5 years or so to see big returns

so yeah - the stock is dead. show me major & consistent scaling of robotaxi fleet n i’ll change my mind

[mgk @kgrchz]

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[mgk @kgrchz]

@cantucapital nice, why not go for instant funded accounts that many firms have as an
option?

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Tesla has officially applied for an Autonomous Vehicle Network Company permit in Nevada.

Tesla is seeking approval for up to 5,000 robotaxis during the first 12 months after the permit is granted.

The filing covers Clark County (Las Vegas), including Harry Reid International Airport and Henderson Executive Airport, according to a new public notice from the Nevada Transport Authority.

[mgk @kgrchz]

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[mgk @kgrchz]

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