Kevin Greene

Robotics software engineer. @bazelbuild advocate. #bitcoin enthusiast

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

@Yoda4ever The other baby storks in the nest: “so that’s where babies come from”

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

@minchoi am I the only one that expected it to accidentally start a massive dance party?

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

@Jason Yeah nobody does that. They just send a slack message “hey”

[juan @juanbuis]

i asked bard when it'll (inevitably) be shut down by google

turns out it's already been shut down due to lack of adoption 🤔

[John Lockwood @johnwlockwoodiv]

I had chatGPT Edgar Allan Poe write a poem about this:

Deep in the halls of power's lair,
Where schemes and plots are laid with care,
The Fed did print, oh so much,
Trillions born with just a touch.

But when the people cried "inflation!",
The Fed denied with no hesitation,
"It's transitory, fear not," they said,
As they conjured more from thin air, instead.

Yet as the months went passing by,
The truth emerged, and it was nigh,
Inflation soared, the dollar fell,
And the economy felt a dire spell.

So up went rates, to the moon and back,
But the damage was done, the markets sacked,
Debris began to fall this year,
As banks and real estate, filled with fear.

And blue states too, felt the weight,
Of the Fed's disastrous rate hike fate,
But the pressure to print will soon resume,
As the cycle repeats, another boom and doom.

[@jason @Jason]

THESE PEOPLE LINING UP AT THE BANK ON A SATURDAY IN BRENTWOOD ARE NOT RICH VCS — THESE ARE CIVILIANS! https://t.co/eo7TFsdakj

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

people are getting very confused about this whole Silicon Valley Bank / FDIC issue, so here's a thread:

-Majority of accounts over $250k are BUSINESSES, not individuals
-While FDIC is only required to pay out up to $250k, in practice, they tend to arrange a sale...

🧵 (1/?)

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

Oh boy... it looks like
@github
changed the hashes for tarball archives this morning... This is not going to be a fun day for #bazel developers...

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

What is going on on GitHub?? I have been getting dozens of email notifications for days now

[Balaji @balajis]

This is basically the pre-war status quo, plus a guarantee of neutrality. If it’s legit — big if — it’s far preferable to continued escalation towards WW3.

Ukrainians get their country back, potentially nuclear escalation stops, Russia gets a face-saving “win” but retreats.

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

buildifier linter diagnostics just landed in null-ls! Now you can see warnings and errors as you type in bazel BUILD / .bzl files

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

@tferriss It probably won’t: https://t.co/KTWUR3Z1c5

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

@emceebois @mcclure111 I was just about to share this one too!

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

@andrew_gresyk Stay safe!

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

More languages to come. Currently on my radar is python and rust.

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

I should use this twitter account to plug side projects. I work on mostly Bazel and/or robotics projects.I recently finished C++ bazel rules for CapnProto! If that is useful for you, go give me a star (https://t.co/oPwYy6G4Fu) @bazelbuild @CapnProto

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

@GeorgeMatusJr Major congrats! 🍾

[Kevin Zhang @SinoCrypto]

Updates from calls with #bitcoin mining colleagues in China and what we’re seeing at @FoundryServices

👇👇

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

We drunkenly calculated, in order to wallpaper my former roommate’s room in @AlmanacBeer Loud! Hazy IPA labels, it would cost $11,484

[Kevin Greene @kgreenek]

Anybody else kind of love this image though?

[BitcoinAgile @bitcoinagile]

A crypto art piece made as a joke by The New York Times just sold for more than $560,000 in 24 hours https://t.co/rDBREujUdY